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Eggs on denim

When a guy wears his blue jeans without wearing any underwear.
J: "I don't have any clean underwear."
K: "Just go eggs on denim."
Eggs on denim by j-love July 5, 2004

Eggs Benedict Tits

A nice pair of tits seen at breakfast time. The term was popularized in Joe Walsh's 1983 song "I.L.B.T.'s (I Love Big Tits)."
I like tits for breakfast... eggs Benedict tits!

Eggs over medium 

What are eggs over medium? That some white people shit.

Eggs are not real 

Big Egg and the Matrix trying to convince you that eggs are real, usually pursued using traffic stops by the police force in the form of speeding tickets.
Andrew Tate: The Matrix is trying to convince me that eggs are real.
Luc: We all know that eggs are not real.
Eggs are not real by petterpanpytt October 31, 2022

Eggs Benedict 

The best food ever. Made two halves of an English muffin, and tooped with poached eggs, Hollandaise sauce and often an additional topping, such as ham, bacon or spinach. Occasionally the English muffin is substituted for artichoke bottoms.
"That was the best thing ever."

~Average person after eating eggs benedict for the first time
Eggs Benedict by SteelBite November 13, 2011

Eggs and dandy 

A cross between "fine and dandy" and "sure as eggs", to show that you are indeed fine and are sure about it.
Harry: "Yo yo, how have things been?"
Michael: "Oh yeah, things have been eggs and dandy"
Eggs and dandy by CaptainNeon1 October 2, 2016