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dumped by text

painful. At least wait until you see them tomorrow or call them and talk. The giver, an easy way of ridding themselves of a person who still likes/loves them and not having to deal with the look that they'll get and/or tears and/or death threats and Hell exploding. They usually don't text back to what their ex replies, leaving the receiver very confused and wondering, 'what did I do??!' For the receiver, harsh. This person may/will feel depressed for a time, ranging from a millisecond to the rest of their life. This person is usually comforted by people she/he hardly knows. Almost everyone you see is on your side, even your now ex's family. The giver, receiver, neither, or both will give their now ex's number to friends. Then the giver will receive death threats and what the hell is wrong with you? texts, over and over again. The receiver will receive texts from their ex's freinds being immature Dr. Phil's. Others will text the receiver asking them out now that they know they are single or trying to make them feel creepily wanted. The receiver will also want to think that the text was sent as a joke from one of their friends, but know that it's real. However it works out, the two don't usually talk to eachother for a while.
After I was dumped by text, I as the receiver got many texts from his friends telling me that I was their friends, my now ex was wrong, and they were my friend or in love with me. Everyone at the dance heard about it and said that they were sorry for me in at least fifteen minutes of the breakup. His friends told me to say the word and they would make him regret every letter he texted into his phone to make up that text. Another of his friends, the one who had hooked us up, said that he was now not gonna drop his title as the "love doctor" because he didn't wanna hook up innocent, loving girls with assholes who couldn't even break up with them face-to-face.
dumped by text by cookee monsta December 27, 2009
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Doped up 

Doped up-
A drug (not specifically pot or herione) induced state that leaves you unable or in no position to do anything of any sort unless it involves screaming, laughing, crying the climbing of trees the eating of grass on all fours, as well as talking to people, no one else can see, Usually caused from ingesting the drug known as Lsd or magical mushrooms or any mix of drugs that turn any sane person into a nutcase. Permanent states of doped up or better-known as insanity can be caused by bad acid and mescaline.
- "Hey man, who was that kid running down the street naked." " "Not a clue, just another doped up kid."
"sweet jesus im so doped up i dunno which is what"
Doped up by good person February 6, 2006

duked a fin 

To leave someone, such as a waitperson, a $100 bill as tip for providing you with outstanding service. Usually given to sexy young cocktail waitresses by up and coming gentlemen to show off their wealth and stature.
Did you get the usual tip from the Sinatra table? Yeah, Frank duked a fin.
duked a fin by Gaviidae March 31, 2008

Duperton 

A rare sub-breed of dog that is noted by lean face and large hip to buttocks ratio. Good for pawing. Dopey. Vacant eyes.
Is that a duperton?!

Eh man it is!
Duperton by Milliemoops May 22, 2018

super duper hanging 

feeling far worse than hungover
Christie: Feeling hanging no worse than that. Whats worse than hanging
Ali: Super duper hanging
super duper hanging by KrizT April 24, 2012

super dupe 

When time is short and you can't say super duper. Awesome way to end a conversation.
You'll send out my receipt by email? Super dupe!
super dupe by BAG2017 May 19, 2017

Dunedain 

The last remnants of the ancient realm of Numenor who came to Middle-earth after Numenor's destruction.

The Dunedain were descendants of Elrond's brother Elros, who chose to be counted amond Men, rather than Elves since he and Elrond are half man/half elf. Since Elros was half Elf, he lived three times longer than normal men, and died at the age of 500.

Since the Dunedain were descendants of he, they had the same long life. But after comming to Middle-Earth and mating with the humans already there, their long life diminished. However some still retained the gift of long life. Aragorn was 87 at the time of Lord of the Rings, and died at the age of 210.
Aragorn is one of the Dunedain, the last remnants of Numenor.
Dunedain by skillz12387 March 19, 2004