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Dufus Ignoramus

A fancy way of saying idiot. It is theorized that it is actually a new species of human, the Dufus Ignoramus, said to be found in your everyday locations. It is said that once found, the Dufus Ignoramus will become self concious, and escalate from the Dufus Ignoramus to the Dufus Ignoramus maximus, a much more saucy and ignorant version of the initial one.
George: Dude, john is such a dufus ignoramus, yesterday, i saw him standing in aisle seven with his pants on the ground while arguing with the store manager about how flamingos need a new habitat.

Frank: The manager was lucky there wasnt an audience, or else he would've gotten inflamed and told him that his cheese sticks arent ripe yet, and then he would attempt to become a bear.
by Silent walrus June 13, 2010
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dufus

A dumb person. An imbecile or idiot
Example My brother-in-law is a dufus
My brother-in-law is a dufus
by RC59 January 16, 2019
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Ninja diffuse

When an underage girl has an abortion without the knowledge of her parents
I got jenna pregnant, but she ninja diffused the kid so her parents dont know what happened.
by Urban Duude March 14, 2021
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hipster dufus

An extremely clumsy individual with a horse face, ridiculous high hair and tendancy to come up with alot of ridiculous ideas and schemes.
Hey Jerry, that Kramer is a real Hipster Dufus
by Pratab March 30, 2008
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dufus

Inanimate object that is fucked, or the area of the object used. Examples include ham dufus (popular with Navy cooks), billiard dufus (side or corner pocket) and dough dufus (a favorite of the boys down at Pilsbury Bakery Division).
"He prefered his ham dufus heated up to 98.6 degrees farenheit."
by Andy Fester December 17, 2003
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diffused

transitive verb
1a : to pour out and permit or cause to spread freely b : extend, scatter c : to spread thinly or wastefully

2: to subject to diffusion; especially : to break up and distribute (incident light) by reflection

intransitive verb
1: to spread out or become transmitted especially by contact

2: to undergo diffusion
The heat from the radiator diffuses throughout the room.

The heat was diffused throughout the room.

The photographer uses a screen to diffuse the light.

an area of diffused light
by Gia1212 October 11, 2010
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duffs

Boobies, bazungas, chesticles, sweater kittens, flesh pillows, ta-tas.
"Snap, check out that chicks duffs! i'd like to bury my face in them."
by Rob Engle September 19, 2005
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