Acute DSB Sickness

Acute DSB Sickness is a medical illness that is caught by individuals who return to their former homes or places they have lived after they moved away. They are inflicted with a great sense of regret and disappointment, knowing that their new homes and areas in which they live, will never be as greats as where they once lived. The disease is marked by periods of sadness, coughing, wheezing, general dismay, hate, and stress. First known patient was L.H.

Man, I feel so stupid for moving away. Screw you Portland, you will never be as great as DC.

L: I feel sick.
C: where were you?
L: I went back to DC.
C: oh, you must have Acute DSB Sickness

by danthegmgman May 10, 2010

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DSB

Daddy’s Special Boy- A special boy who’s daddy takes care of him still through his wealth and connections.

If you stop spending money on avocado toast, Netflix, healthcare, and keep working hard then you can also have your dad buy you a house because I’m DSB (daddy’s special boy) that gets anything he wants.

The judge let me go after my third DUI because i was respectful, dressed nicely, said “yes your honor, no your honor” and my dad got me the best lawyer money could buy because I’m DSB (daddy’s special boy).

Tyler flew to Coachella on the private jet and spent $20k on blow with his dads Amex with no concern because he’s DSB.

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DSB

DSB: Deadly Sperm Buildup. An excuse or explanation for poor masculine behavior, usually of which the perpetrator is unaware. The excuse/explanation is accusatory, therefore, one does not claim this as an excuse for one’s own behavior and would not say, “I have DSB.”

Never mind him, he has DSB.

by AR Keen October 9, 2020

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