Doink

Whenever an American football Bounces off anything in a unexpected or unintended manner

The kick doinked off the goalpost

by Planks January 7, 2019

doinky

adj. unfit for, weird, out-of-place, innapropriate, silly

Wearing a suitcoat with a plaid shirt looks doinky.

by Nimbus June 1, 2004

doink

Adjective - used to describe somebody who is acting in a comically idiotic manner.

Billy looked like such a fucking doink when he smacked his head on that shelf before.

by BTMNKY January 12, 2004

Doink Doink Clusterfuck

When two professional sports teams play during same time, causing traffic, metro, and bar congestion.z

Both the Nats and DC United play at home on Sunday..that is gonna cause a doink doink clusterfuck.

by Angry Pirate 🏴‍☠️ October 3, 2019

doinkass

its where youre a poopy dick fart hole and a big goof

“Youre such a doinkass.”

by doinkass July 8, 2022

Hoinky doink

When a situation becomes out if control and not going smoothly. A more polite term to use in place of "cluster f__k".

We all got separated at the concert. Trying to find each other was a real hoinky doink.

This project is over budget, past due and filled with mistakes. It's becoming a total hoinky doink.

A flat tire, and running out of gas. Missed my flight. What a hoinky doink.

by Ssm0908 August 26, 2013

E-doink

i -doink :noun: The mix between a Juul and a blunt.

A term also used if you don't want to identify the thing you are talking about.

"Aye, bro let me rip your e-doink"
"bro this e-doink has 70% THC in it"
"I wish I could rip my e-doink right now"

by platts May 23, 2018