douchestination

A place where douchebags/"bros" tend to congregate.

"I used to love this bar, but ever since it was featured on Food Network it's become a total douchestination."

by Lucy Lulu February 12, 2012

Douchitician

(douchebag x politician) I know what you are thinking, aren’t all politicians douchebags? Isn’t this douchism just a little redundant? Well, for the most part yes. However, this term applies to the slim percentage of politicians who first get into politics because they actually care. Once they get exposed to the money and power and begin selling their souls to the devil and become like the other 99% of politicians then they are a douchitician.

During the government shutdown of 2013, Douchiticians from around the country stood in line to get their soundbite and five minutes of fame, all the while fighting for the promotion of self and political party. Meanwhile, the country that they are elected to serve suffers.

by Johnny Umuzungu October 4, 2013

Douchitous

Douchitous is when a douche talks to a non douche and the douchness affects his lungs...causing him to talk like a douche

Seth:whts up tyler want to hang out?
Tyler:get away from me I don't want Douchitous

by Dorkola2500 January 25, 2015

Douchestache

That stache that a persian guy has every day that you wish to have you show you got some balls

"Man dat guy has got a douchestache i would rate 8/8 m8"
Women: "I would fhuk that m8 with that 8/8 douchestache"

by NotGabensLover July 16, 2015

DoucheStache

Mustache or facial hair that makes you look like an asshole.

That man has a douchestache.

by Sbi_Lynnie January 10, 2016

Douchestang

The unholy combination of a douchebag driving a mustang.

Today, a douchestang flipped me off because I wasn't in as big of a hurry as him.

by Hitman20081 June 7, 2017