douchecentral

a place where large numbers of douchebags gather to do douchebag activities

aussie joe: hey man wana go to india for a holiday
aussie bob: nah man thats douchecentral
aussie joe: fukn aye

by aussie bob89 February 2, 2010

doucheticle

A douchebag that thinks with his penis/testicles.

A doucheticle trolls girls Facebook pages to hit on them (used to take place on MySpace but still true for dating sites)

by madd cracka October 12, 2011

Douchele

Douchele (Doosh-ul) is short for Douche-hole. It is used in the same context as douche, but used in special occasions when one goes above and beyond the definition of a douche.

Carl, quit being such a douchele.

My boss Scott, is a douchele by nature.
That douchele should not be allowed to drive.

by douchele January 21, 2013

Douchesicle

n. Someone who is so douchey to the point where you HAVE to say “sicle” after “douche”

Alex is SUCH a douchesicle!

by MasatoKaibara4ever November 16, 2013

Douchesleazery

The act of being a douche and a sleazebag simultaneously; to be intentionally and idiotically insulting while treating women terribly.

Jesus, you stood up a girl to have a one-night stand with another? That's some ridiculous douchesleazery, even for you.

by for_great_justice June 2, 2014

douchicity

The unit of measurement to give frame of reference to how much of a douchebag someone is or can be.

I'm getting a high douchicity reading from that guy wearing his sunglasses inside with two popped collars.

by Classic Joe June 5, 2014

Douchie VonFlush

Anyone from Belgium.

Her name is Jolene Douchie VonFlush, she is from Belgium.

by khalamity July 4, 2014