doubenize

what you call someone who thinks they know something but they don't. they even sound like they know what they are talking about.

The student was a total doubenize in class say stuff that sounded smart but wasn't.

by Alex Morell December 14, 2010

douchemiester

a guy that is a complete asshole but thinks he is hot shit and gods gift to woman when in all reality everyone see right thru him and hates him

woow hes such a douchemiester, he asked me out and made it seem like it was my loss after i rejected him

by yourworstnightmare87 June 5, 2011

doucheiest

The fact of being the epitome of a douche, douchey, or a douchebag.

That guy is so douchey, a real D-bag. No, he is the doucheiest guy I’ve ever met!

by Bob D. Bomb March 30, 2015

Douchenism

The act of completely dedicating oneself to being a douche to almost biblical levels. For most, being fully dedicated to douchenism is so engrained that they don't even realise their own membership has been bought, paid for and passed on to their offsprings, all while making any other members of society, (particularly non douchenists), groan in pain with every action they take.

Jim, "Look at that guy pushing in line at the ATM. I decree that he prays at the alter of douchenism."
Billy, "I do concur with your observation good sir"

by HRabbit November 28, 2017

Douchenozle

Kai. (As in my best friend)

Damnit Kai stop being a douchenozle

by Kaisbestie March 24, 2019

douchenozzle

A person who is totally out of touch with his surroundings, an idiot, fool, asshole, etc...

"That guy who sold me that broken palm pilot is a fucking Douchenozzle"

by Hanky November 12, 2002

Douchebike

A pretentious bicyclist who dons the flashy gear and thinks he owns the road, smugly ignoring the fact that any car can pummel him to the ground at any moment.

I had to turn right and instead got cut off by this douchebike.

by deskjob October 18, 2009