dorche

n. pejorative slang term combining dork and douche. The term refers to an individual with a variety of negative qualities, specifically related to odd, foolish, or obnoxious behavior.

Holy cow you're a dorche.

by Rebecca Roadster August 29, 2010

dorch

First mentioned by Arianna Huffington during her speech on the death of Senator/murderer Edward Kennedy, and explained by a caller in Michael Savage's radio show to be secret code word for "Hammer and Sickle" used by übermenschen class.

Arianna Huffington: "Senator (Ted) Kennedy passed the dorch."

by will_be_send_to_labor_camp August 30, 2009

dorsch

1. the epitomy of perfection

2. the creator of dorsch-bag

3. the dorsch in the mighty dorsch and the raptors

1. Look at that dorsch

by Keith D March 5, 2008

doitch

the correct pronunciation of the German language

Ja, ich spreche Deutsch

by Jerry Kapp January 30, 2004

doitch

the space between the bed and the wall that you sometimes get stuck in.

amanda: "what's wrong melissa?"

Melissa: "I had a crazy night last night and woke up in the doitch this morning."

by rachel m&m April 15, 2006

Dertch

A word used to indicate the penis, usually in an environment where the "real" word would be considered vulgar.

I'm workin' my dertch into a froth.

by RoodAwakening February 2, 2004

Durtch

Pronounced 'd-oo-rtch', Durtch is a lost language of the Cavaedweelërs and predates English by six million years. The modern English language was derived from Durtch. In fact, English is a dialect of this ancient language. Original Durch differs from English in that the vowels are pronounced differently. Each Durch dialect forms the basis for English vowel pronunciation.

For instance, in Durtch Deuleect, the English word "you" is pronounced like 'yo-uu'. Whereas in Durtch Ucceent, it pronounced like 'ya-uhh'.

Oh, you speak Durtch? That's amazing.

by draeder July 1, 2018