Basketball
except
rule changes:
In a dorm
no rules, unless you make someone bleed.
empty water bottle instead of ball
trash cans instead of hoops
except
rule changes:
In a dorm
no rules, unless you make someone bleed.
empty water bottle instead of ball
trash cans instead of hoops
by twiss May 30, 2008
Get the dorm ball mug.A common college term especially at colleges/ universities with dormitories. this term is used to describe a person who lives in the dorm or on your floor who is an ass and or douche. they can be classified as such by: singing in the shower, playing loud music, being a douche in general, playing their own acoustic guitar badly and loudly, (for men) shaving their beards and leaving long hairs in the bathroom sinks..etc.
Joe: OMG! Jerry left hair in the bathroom sink again after his shave and didn't clean it up.
Kenny: ya i know he's a Floor Douche.
Joe: i dont think theres anyone that annoying or inconsiderate in the entire dorm building he's the Dorm Douche.
Kenny: he's the Dorm Douche/ Floor Douche
Kenny: ya i know he's a Floor Douche.
Joe: i dont think theres anyone that annoying or inconsiderate in the entire dorm building he's the Dorm Douche.
Kenny: he's the Dorm Douche/ Floor Douche
by Boppity November 21, 2009
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Female - "Dorksmack."
Female - "Dorksmack."
by PHATMAN16 May 18, 2011
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The mark of the doomslayer was burned upon his crypt, a warning to all of Hell that the terror within must never be freed. There he lies still, and ever more, in silent suffering. - Slayer's Testament
by doomiseternal52 February 16, 2021
Get the doomslayer mug.Someone who can't / never will never go to college, but hangs out in / near the dorms and fucks everyone to make friends, usually getting passed around like a pipe full of really good weed. Usually with people they meet on MySpace. Dorm whores can be male of female, but usually gay males who just came out. See also: campus cunt, slamhound, walking std
Dustin Jackson (made it up) met this guy from USF on MySpace, went back to his dorm, and now he's the nightly favorite dorm whore.
by DoMeBarebackDaniel March 25, 2009
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Get the doomstown mug.When your roommate in college obtains rubber gloves from an unknown source and proceeds to offer you a discounted prostate exam, so long as you return the favor. After making sure you are both cancer free and ready to set up shop, you proceed to start an ass check factory in your dorm room. It is not uncommon to invite certain faculty members, janitors, teachers, and hall mates into your makeshift clinic for a quick "slip of the shitter." Most clients leave humiliated, stained, and with a loose butthole. Despite willing (some unwilling) customers dissatisfaction, they often remark that it is still far better than going to a regular doctors office.
Undergraduate History Major: "Hey Dr. Travis, would you like me to put a gloved fist inside of your asshole and wiggle it around? We call it the Low Cost Dorm Room Prostate Exam."
Interested Professor: "Well go again son, so long as you don't pull out the lightbulb I stuck up their last night while watching Judge Judy."
Undergraduate History Major: "It's free so long as you look me in the eyes and call me The Old Pretender."
Interested Professor: "Well go again son, so long as you don't pull out the lightbulb I stuck up their last night while watching Judge Judy."
Undergraduate History Major: "It's free so long as you look me in the eyes and call me The Old Pretender."
by TheSouLOfGenIus January 15, 2014
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