dooshes

A fairly common misspelling of the word, "douches"
In fact, some computer speech synthesis programs require one to use this spelling, or else it comes out sounding like, "dowchez".

{Brief program typed on the Commodore 64 computer running the SAM (Software Automated Mouth) speech synthesis program}

0 reciter
1 say "he drinks Massengill brand post-menstrual disposable dooshes."
2 end

by Telephony June 1, 2016

Dooshie

Australian slang for a Push Bike/ Bicycle

"Yo boys, I'm just jump on my Dooshie and head down to the servo, you guys want a Powerade? It's a 2 for $5 deal .

by 1234cockfuck August 22, 2016

doosh bag

A complete and utter loser. Also someone who sucks up to people and cant roast for their life.

Doosh bag is a loser who sucks up to the teacher and makes pathetic efforts at everything.

by Howard C July 3, 2006

dooshass

One who has gone beyond the level of cockass.

Kevin, stop being such a dooshass.

by Bluesilver30 April 18, 2004

doosh whore

Anybody who thinks they are sweet due to the fact they sit on their ass all day and rate words on urban dictionary.com. They give a "thumbs down" to every single word they see no matter what, even if the word and definition can be considered legitimate. Overall, they are faggots and are most likely the creators of all STD's known to man.

Wow, i put a sweet word on urban dictionary.com the other day, and a lot of doosh whores gave it a thumbs down. Those doosh whores do not even have a purpose in life, and they enjoy being raped homosexually. They are such faggots, they deserve death.

by poin the std July 20, 2008

doosh

An onomatopoeic word to describe the sound made by a ferocious shot/header/tackle in a football game.onomatopoeia

'And Ronaldo's arriving at the far post, DOOSH!

by Hossy 1981 April 2, 2008

doosh bag

the bag that a chick cleans out her cunt with after having sex with u

oh my god ur a doosh bag bitch

by bullfrog01 July 28, 2005