Captain Dipshit

1. The Captain of the Dipshits.

2. someone skilled enough in the art of being a dipshit that they are able to lead other dipshits into battle...

Certificatologist: "Way to go Captain Dipshit, you've done it again."

Midget: "Another hooker bites the dust."

Certificatologist: "You kilt her proppa wee man, you kilt her proppa..."

by Dr Todd Fuquad PhD June 18, 2006

Dipsychotic Semi-Automatic Twins

Two sisters born 1549 days apart in Brockton, Massachusetts.

Are you guys twins?

"Yes, we're dipsychotic semi-automatic twins"

"We don't have time to explain science to you"

by Murphdogg March 8, 2019

dipshit

1. A despised person; a moron; an ineffectual person; one with a habit of being wrong, loudly and often.

"I'm Steve!"
"Ah, I've heard of you, dipshit."

by lemon juice July 17, 2006

dipshittery

Severe stupidity. Usually refering to someone acting like those idiots on Jackass.

My God, enough of this dipshittery.

by Cerberus May 13, 2005

dipshitty

dipshitty- of or relating to the many morons people know and make fun of for kicks.
retarded moronic

sneha- "damn why the hell are they so dipshitty
niki- "i concur."
sneha- "lets grab a beer."

by sneha & niki June 29, 2006

Dipshidiot

a cross between a dipshit and an idiot. when one or the other doesn't do the moron justice, you put them both together for a fitting adjective for your challenged friend.

"no, africa is NOT a country, you dipshidiot!"

"she's actually a dipshidiot, she couldn't even spell her own name right."

by emjtheswaq October 21, 2013

Dipstick

A name you call a dumbass when they fall and hurt themselves or just do something incredibly stupid.

Brian, you dipstick! Get your ass off the floor and go sit on some ice.

by BigBoiDante August 20, 2018