bitch mom dildo

'bitch mom dildo' is a way to break an argument up. just by saying the word, (bitch mom dildo) you insert your dominance into the argument, thus breaking it.

guy: you so ug ly
you: bitch mom dildo
guy: shits his pants

by funkeemonkee October 28, 2020

Day of the Dildo

A highly lauded short film by Dr Bunnygirl, conceived as an homage to the 1973 classic film, “Day of the Jackal,” while telling the true back story of the 45th President of the United States, often referred to as the Dildo in Chief.

Why yes of course there is an assassin in the masterpiece short film, “Day of the Dildo!”

by Dr Bunnygirl June 26, 2021

between a crematorium and a dildo shop

To find yourself in a situation where you have been undone by your own actions.

"where is Rudy?"

"He's between a crematorium and a dildo shop"

by MartyFunkhauser November 8, 2020

dildo-trained

someone who has been fucked on a regular basis with dildoes in order for them to further accomodate various sized toys and cocks comfortably.

before releasing her to her new master's care, she was dildo-trained.

by Jack June 23, 2004

dildoesque

A rarely uttered adjective used to clearly convey that someone or something is reminiscent of a dildo.

My, that is a strikingly beautiful building, it is entirely dildoesque!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 13, 2021

dildocio

The talk, actions, or behavior of dildos

This feat of dildocio is worthy of The Donaldo.

Oh, the dildacity!

by mahatmaKaneJeeves August 16, 2012

dildo

1) <Slang> A plastic or metal substitute for a man's erected penis; Sometimes is equiped with a vibration feature; Usually designed to be much larger than a normal human male's penis

2) <botany> A columnar cactaceous plant of the West Indies (Cereus Swartzii)

1) I bought her a dildo and a pair of slippers, so if she doesnt like the slippers, she can go fuck herself.

2) -That plant is so columnar
-hey man, we're in the west indies
-whoa >_>

by Matt's Mom November 1, 2006