dendrophiliac

A person who fucks plants.

"Man, oh, man. I got thorns all over my dick from that rose bush I had yesterday" Adam the dendrophiliac said.

by Rupert Tippens May 23, 2006

Dendrophilia

Arousle by trees/Sex with trees

I humped a tree once and only once, was fantastic. Always hard and up for it and so much to do. Tree screwing is what I do. Having sex with a tree.

by uk_dreambabe_2004 March 28, 2004

Dender

A Dender is a male whore who is usually an escort by day and barback (who likes it bareback) by night. Denders can typically be seen driving trucks, and offering roofie-colodas to minors. Denders are usually very eclectic in their musical selection, but not too selective about their prey.

"Shes going home with him?"
"Hes such a Dender..."

by sweetits09 March 2, 2009

Dender

When a man or women has a sex-change and become gay or lesbian.

My boyfriend is a dender <3

by BobbySdfsfgdszx April 30, 2011

dendrofilous

someone who loves trees a lot and wants to shack up with them but not in a shack made of them

yo, mark went camping last week and slept nude without a tent cuz he's dendrofilous

by W.K. Penn November 27, 2013

Dendrophilian

An over-the-top and unnecessarily loud Norwegian male who is most often seen on YouTube with multiple videos on Atheism and religious fallacies. His often rational and well thought out points are overshadowed by his attempts to appear funny or out of control. Overwhelms the eyes with color effects or sudden camera changes.

Dendrophilian: -good point-good point-good point-I'm so fucking funny and brilliant laugh at my wittiness and ignore my logic-

by Apatheist January 2, 2009

Dendy

To dendy refers to the act of lying, or misleading.

Aaron: Lets dendy our lovelies into thinking we found an undiscovered game!

by Spyguy-YT December 5, 2019