delusions of grandeur

1. a delusion (common in paranoia) that you are much greater and more powerful and influential than you really are

2. what occurs when you have feelings for someone that are so extreme, and you describe them, but the other person doesn't feel the same way... at all.

mitch is having delusions of grandeur about ange again.

by domokun December 11, 2004

deus

1.) Literally, "God".

2.) Main boss(er, sorta) of the amazing RPG Xenogears; a false god.

Thou shall bow to thy deus, Aquasol!

God damn Deus! Bastard healed himself!

by Holy Dragon Sword May 14, 2004

deusch

One of the many incorrect and exceedingly stupid ways to spell the word douche.

If "deusch" is the way you spell "douche", you're both.

Die, idiot.

by burstroc December 11, 2006

delusional sizing

1.when someone pretends they are a few clothing sizes smaller than they are (i.e. Mariah Carey)

2. when a man thinks his cock is much larger (or smaller) than it actually is

Mariah swears she wears a size 6...her assistants replace size 12 tags with 6's to accomodate her delusional sizing

Some guys love to flash their cocks because they think it is bigger than it actually is...when people laugh, they may realize it's a case of delusional sizing

by Meadow Soprano November 16, 2005

deus ex vagina

(n.) 'dA-&s-"eks-'vä-gi-n& An unexpected, artificial, or improbable instance of two or more individuals having sex introduced suddenly in a work of fiction or drama to resolve a situation or untangle a plot.

"...so, her boyfriend found out he had brain cancer, their dog was hit by a car, and the bank finally foreclosed on the house. But then they had sex, and all of their problems were immediately solved!"
"Sex... cured the brain cancer, got them a new dog, and somehow supplied them with a hundred and fifty thousand dollars?"
"Yeah, it was a bit of a deus ex vagina."

by readx0r September 15, 2008

delusional

Someone who is not thinking clearly, or thinks something will happen that, in all likelyhood, will not.

guy1: So I'm thinking of asking Leah out. I think she might say yes.
guy2: Ummm, are you delusional or something?

by bandcampgirl183 September 26, 2005

deusmachina

If you're really bad at online gaming (e.g. a complete and utter fragwhore) and thus always back at online gaming, then you're referred to as 'deusmachine'. Often also sour because you failed to get into a clan that you wanted to join.

(opposite: Enchiladas - means an online legend, popular for both his talent and flaming ability).

Person 1: Did you see that Deus getting moody last night in slums because he camped the whole match with nades? Stupid deusmachina...
Burros: He's a laggy cockboy. Viva Sweden and Torsk ownage.
Doomtrain: Yep. DoA rejected him. Now, where are those little tasty kids?

by DoA FizZaL November 6, 2008