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no duh detective

Nicer way of sayin no shit sherlock. Used commonly at my school by the youngsters.
Nerd- Man..i really do suck. I need a LIFE!

Kool dude- No duh detective
by R@nd0m March 4, 2008
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paper cut detector

Yikes! Paper cut detector! Go easy on the hand sanitizer.
by MikeInDC December 14, 2020
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detector van

Detector vans where first introduced to the UK in 1952 by the BBC.The reason for these vans was to detect who is watching live broadcasting without a TV Licence.What the BBC didn't tell the population was that this was a load of pish.

In the 55 years that they have been prowling the streets of the UK,they have never taken anyone to court on the strenth of this detection equipment.
"Mum,there is a BBC detector van outside our house"

"It doesn't matter son,--It is a load of pish--
by swiss1888 February 7, 2007
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Ace Detective

Another name for Detective Pardo while he is on the hunt for the Miami Mutilator or taking down degenerates that want their fifteen minutes of Fame.
Remember when the Ace Detective cleared out a cargo ship full of Columbian scum only relying on his rugged good looks and THICK SKIN?
Remember when the Ace Detective used his THICK SKIN to survive that nuclear warhead?
by MosbeyBarney June 18, 2019
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lie detector

A device that is used to find out if a person is lying. They need to ban lie detectors because they are not always right. Sometimes they say a person had lied when they really didn't lie.
Lie detectors are stupid.
by David March 6, 2004
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Owl neck detection device

Basically, an owl neck detection device is a device needed to determine where an owl's neck is. It is used when babysitting an owl, when it comes to tucking the owl into its bed. It is needed after you have put the pyjamas on the owl and made it lose its mind (owls are nocturnal- I'm wearing pyjamas but I've got to go out!).

An owl is essentially a one piece unit, its just a head and a body. Therefore a neck detection device is very handy on determining where the blanket needs to be pulled up to.
The neck detection device is essentially just a stick with a pointy thing on it, you put it next to the owl and it points to the neck and you pull the blanket up to that point and remove the device and tip the owl back. Sorted.
"Never put a blanket over an owl. Unless of course you're babysitting an owl and it wants tucking in. In which case, its fine."
"Can you tuck me in please?"
"But I'm never supposed to put a blanket over an owl."
"I'm ever so chilly. Can you tuck me in please, I'm ver-ver chilly"
"Alright just this once but its breaking all the rules.

"Is that it?"
"Its still not high enough"
"What about that?"
"It doesnt even cover my owl boobs!"
"Well how about that?"
"What are you doing?! You trying to kill me you mad bastard? You nearly suffocated me!"
"I don't know where your neck is do I!"
"Well you could have asked! Or at least use an owl neck detection device!"
by Tatie Shploud April 12, 2009
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defective user

A derogatory term used to describe a computer user who has caused computer errors through their own actions.

Also commonly known as an I.D.10-T error (l33t-speak for idiot)
Nerd 1: "So did you find the problem with Cathy's spreadsheet?"
Nerd 2: "You bet - defective user."
Both laugh knowingly.
by James Fraser January 31, 2008
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