Its what you breathe in when someone around you (or you) farts. Little feces particles floating in the air.
by llasfgiwhnb October 16, 2009
Get the Airborne Defecationmug. A defense mechanism that one uses in prevention of being raped. While the rapist tries to put in penis into someone's butthole, the victim simply shits themselves to push the penis out. The rapist cannot successfully put his penis in, while his victim is pushing shit out
Cop: "How did you prevent that man from raping you?"
Victim: "It's simple, I just used some self defeces and now his dick smells like shit"
Victim: "It's simple, I just used some self defeces and now his dick smells like shit"
by Kanye's penis December 15, 2017
Get the Self Defecesmug. The gastrointestinal equivalent of a stay of execution. An urgent need to defecate is temporarily relieved by passing a small amount of gas, or possibly a sale on shoes.
I thought I was going to shit my pants before we got to that rest station, luckily I was able to let a few SBD's out and got a stay of defecation.
by GEGuru March 8, 2011
Get the stay of defecationmug. by slipkid69 February 1, 2018
Get the Immaculate Defecation.mug. sometimes i get confused (especially while drinking!!) and a turd comes out of my mouth instead of my buttle (butt hole)!!!
by michael foolsley December 20, 2009
Get the oral defecationmug. An organization dedicated to protecting non-terrorists who find themselves on government shit-lists.
Now that I have unfairly been added to a gubmint shit-list, the only place I can look for help from is the Anti-Defecation League.
by LaughingAloud August 18, 2017
Get the anti-defecation leaguemug. by Telephony January 4, 2011
Get the toliet tank defecatormug.