DYSONED

giving yourself a hickey with a vacuum.

i was vacuuming my couch and the my boyfriend ran in and Dysoned my neck .

computer nerd Dysoned his own neck to make everyone believe he had a girlfriend.

by chato7411 May 18, 2010

Dyson

Dyson a kind,funny and sweet guy. Don't get me wrong he has his moments but life is just a tad better with him in it.

Watch out for dyson

by Mrs. Robot August 18, 2022

Dyson

A commonly used term in the audio visual industry to indicate about three inches in length.

Move that screen over about half a Dyson.

by Nikon1701 October 14, 2017

dyson

A situation that sucks so much, it never loses suction.

Work is a dyson - "work really sucks".

What a dyson - "a person who is really rotten".

by acland March 18, 2009

Dyson

A term used to describe females (or males) that give many blowjobs to others. Dyson can also refer to a slut or skank.

This term is derived from Dyson Vaccums whose slogan is "Never loses Suction"

A: Did you hear Jenny sucked for 2 guys at the same time?
B: God, I know. She's sucha dyson.

by cooldude505 August 4, 2009

Dysotex

out of control

thats dysotex.

by pksface May 5, 2009

Dyson Teabag

Dipping your nuts in a Dyson Airblade in a public restroom.

I just gave the bathroom in terminal A the ole' Dyson Teabag.

by luderitz May 31, 2015