give birth to a diglett

to take a shit, curl one off, drop the kids of at the pool etc in reference to the turd like pokemon

dude i gotta give birth to a diglett

by Monk286 May 28, 2009

Diglett

When you desperately need to drop a log but have to hold it. The shit pops in and out of your ass like an invisible tug of war is being waged.
The name is based upon the Pokémon named Diglett

"Get out my fucking way I'm Digletting"
"Mom drive quicker I got me a Diglett"

by Wyrmwood May 24, 2015

Bob Daisley

Bob Daisley is a very talented songwriter and Bass player who has written and performed with the likes of Rainbow, Ozzy Osbourne, Uriah Heep, Gary Moore, Black Sabbath and Living Loud among many more.

Bob Daisley wrote the lyrics for Blizzard of Ozz and Diary of a Madman not to mention most Ozzy albums up to the mid 90s!

by Thunder Of Ozz March 26, 2009

Detroit Dangle

This is when your spouse, loved one, or cracked out prostitute is sleeping and you dangle your junk in their face, just perched there, waiting for them to awaken from their slumber and find a surprise.(works well when you get out of the shower)

My damn crackhead wife passed out the other night so I gav 'er the 'Ol Detroit Dangle ta teacher a lesson.

by zaczimmer April 20, 2009

Scraggle Daggle

Daggle for short.
Lower class, Trashy, Dysfunctional female (mostly used to describe a Black female).

The vast majority of Black females are Scraggle Daggles.

by Truism the StormCrow August 1, 2022

Dangle hopper

The act of dangling your balls on a fat chick who is dressed up like superman. Once your balls touch her face, you quickly punch her dog and hire a Mexican to shit in her fridge. As you are exiting the fat chicks house, you shit on her el camino while screaming Dennis Hopper.

Hey dude you see that fat chick over there?
I am so going to give her a dangle hopper!

by Mikebird May 12, 2010

dangled

Maily used in the sport of hockey, it is to deke around your opponet with the puck in a fancy fashion.

You just got dangled.
I dangled that guy out so bad.

by Rim Job Rob February 18, 2008