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deer day 

The first day that hunting season legally opens within a states boundaries for deers to be killed via modern gun, muzzleloader, archery, etc.
My Dad and I don't celebrate Christmas or our birthdays but you better believe it that when Deer Day comes around this year we'll be out blowing away Bambi's dad and celebrating with some tasty Budweiser's at the local watering hole afterwards.
deer day by Ambiguousgenitals January 26, 2021
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deer toe  

boy version of camel toe, pants or shorts riding up there weener.
natalie: ewh, Mr. Smith has massive deer toe, his pants are like up to his nipples.

andrew: well thats what makes him cool, and he has really bad deer toe your right. :]

natalie: ew, hes gross. =]]]]
deer toe by fonzy gonzales March 21, 2008
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deer creek high school 

hey I’m going to deer creek high school later
sweet! enjoy the gay sex!

deer tits 

Of or relating to giant memory glands. Exclamation of giant breasts "female breasts". Large breasts that start small at the top and large at the bottom, hanging over the woman's stomach as a tick would exemplify the shape over a saturated deer tick.
Kyle: "Holy shit look at those DEER TITS"!

Cameron: "Dude what are you talking about"?

Brandon: "Its a pair of ginormous breasts"!
deer tits by vego the carpathian December 18, 2010

Deer Fucking 

The act of sneaking up to a house full of Christmas decorations and placing two of the deer decorations in a potion in which makes them appear to be having intercouse with each other then running away before the owners come out of their houses
Nathan texted his friend Bryce and said hey man want to sneak out and go deer fucking tonight?
Deer Fucking by nateyboy37 April 3, 2018
Pictures involving gruesome death of deer, normally caused by a car. More blood is better, common associated with pbnation where it first originated.
"Dude, someone posted Deer Gore in small talk again, that shit is old."
Deer Gore by grenadegloves January 14, 2008

Deer's Blood 

Deer's Blood is a slang term for Jagermeister. as myth goes over in germany they mix jagermeister with the blood of a buck Giving it the name Deer's blood.
Marquise: YO! Last Night We Got Fucked Up On Deer's Blood
Bob: WTF Kind Of Name Is Marquise?!?
Deer's Blood by KillerPooMuffin March 24, 2009