Battle with cyclops

Male masturbation

It’s best not to tell people about your battle with cyclops

by BaronTvirus June 9, 2019

A Black Scottish Cyclops

Some scrumpy swilling demolitions expert from Ullapool.

Demoman: "Im A Black Scottish Cyclops, They've got more fucking sea monsters in the great Loch Ness than they got the likes of me.."

by When You Cant Think Of A Name July 20, 2021

Blinded Cyclops

When a woman is giving a man head and right before he nuts, she aims his dick back at him and shoots him in the eye.

I got Jeff back for cheating on me. I gave him a blinded cyclops when I was going down on him and kicked him in the balls.

by Lord Longshadow December 25, 2018

white eyed cyclops

The act of blowing your load in the center of a females forehead while she is giving your oral pleasure. Such that the jizzum stain encountered resembles a third eye.

Just as I pulled out, I slammed my cock into her face and gave her a white eyed cyclops.
I had to punch Gary in the dick, he was about to give me a one eyed cyclops.

by JamMasterJizz March 10, 2007

Angry cyclops

the act of spreading your ass cheeks and farting in someones face... yes it is as disturbing as it sounds

dude my girl friend was bitching at me all day yesterday so i gave her an angry cyclops

by el escritorio October 20, 2009

Salty Cyclops

Ejaculating into the eye of another or oneself

In attempting to give Jill a pearl necklace, the force of my load made her a Salty Cyclops.

by Judicious June 25, 2007

tug-o-war with the Cyclops

masturbate
wank
jack off
Stroke the Salami
a date with Pam and her five friends
the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

"Failing to find someone to fuck after the club, Jimmy resorted to a tug-o-war with the Cyclops."

by Johnny Pot Smoker September 3, 2003