Curious Onlooker

Noun. A penis which, when fully erect, bends to one side, having the appearance of a rubbernecker at the scene of an accident.

My last boyfriend's cock was a curious onlooker, but my new boo sports a baby's arm holding an apple.

by Smokey San Jose January 26, 2009

Curious George

A person with authority over you (boss, teacher, parent, etc.) who repeats your name and asks you questions in which they already know the answer to make you seem inferior in intelligence and/or physical strength.

Bryan: ::unloading a truck::

Rose: "What are you doing?"

Bryan: "Unloading this truck."

Rose: "Why are you doing that?"

Bryan: "Because you told me to!?!?"

Rose: "Bryan...Bryan...Bryan..."

Rose: ::exits::

Random Co-worker: "Wow...that bitch sure is one Curious George!!!"

by SolesExodus December 19, 2008

Curious George

When a guy picks up a hooker and takes her home only to find she has a penis, but still yet is curious what it would be like and follows through with his original plan, only slightly modified to fit the circumstances.

Dude i swear she wasn't a curious george, she just had a really deep voice.

by MattB#1 December 13, 2006

curious george

a retarded, deaf german teacher who prays rosaries with "disapearing" fetuses in the beads

Curious george has no fucking idea what cum shot, chode, wang, johnson, jizz, cum, or erectile disfuntion are

by DEARDEN May 27, 2003

Curious George

A person who implies they have a taste for Cannabis/Marijuana or is curious about partaking, but never actually follows through. Despite their curiosity, they don't get into 'trouble'.

I heard Matt wants to hit out circle tonight.
Yeah, but he's a Curious George. I wouldn't bet on him showing up.

by mellowfellow February 25, 2009

Curious Gopher

A sex act in which you blindfold your lover,and place her mouth on your body and have her try to find your dick or anus to give a blowjob or rimjob.

Guy: "I did a Curious Gopher with jennifer, it took her 20 seconds to to find my anus"

by SlangFang September 24, 2015

Curious George

When a guy is peeing outside for instance in a bush or on a lawn, another guy jumps on his back becoming the Curious George persay.

Dude, that was a sick Curious George you pulled on Kevin last night. He just couldn't get yo off.

by LuveyJ June 22, 2007