cunted

extremely alcoholised: regrettably.

(the next morning)
"Jesus wept, I'm cunted, did I fuck you?"
"Yes"
"Get out of my bed"

by james November 15, 2003

Chunked in my Pants

To deposit large amounts of feces into pants.

David: "I think we hit some chunks of pavement."

Chris: "I think I just chunked in my pants!"

by Tinaobsessed October 29, 2007

cunker

Combination of Cunt and Wanker, without actually saying either. Handy in social situations where normal abuse just won't suffice.

mashalki - Gotti you cunker! Smell my cheese!

by Steve York June 16, 2008

crunked out

1. extremely crunk; very crazy and drunk.
see shawnna and sofi

when shawnna and sofi hit da party its gonna get crunked out!

by A Bayy Bay January 25, 2008

Cunted in the Mouth

A sad feeling. Initially associated with being royally screwed over but has now been generalised to any given situation involving personal turmoil.

1. That pompey steamer really cunted me in the mouth.

2. That one nil whooping on fifa street left me feeling as though i had been cunted in the mouth. Ouch.

by The Circle April 6, 2005

Conked

(a verb): Usually related to a blow to the head, dome, melon, skull, noodle, bean, brain bucket, cranium, block, conk or munkus.

Other alternatives: conk, conking

She conked that cheating boyfriend in the munkus really good with that bat!
He fell of his skateboard and conked his head hard on the cement.
His melon doesn't look so good after getting conked by that fella'.
I'm going to conk your noodle if you don't stop it now.
You need a good conking on that big block of yours.

by Grumpy Monkey Pants December 13, 2016

crunked

in australia, the art of getting crunked involves exactly 6 cones of bud, a 6-pack of beers funneled whilst upside down and one shot of absinth

trent got crunked before heading to town, however was unable to complete his mission, instead spent the nite eating at 7-11

by omg i am wtf uber September 30, 2006