cumsac5000

a dumb username to choose for anything

Alex: "hmmmmmm, I'll use cumsac5000 for a username."
Kevin: "That's pretty dumb."

by spong man ic cone August 25, 2019

cumsar

a cum dumpster and cum depository in one

sarah is a total cumsar

by wake me up before you go go June 14, 2007

Cumsectamy

When you cum inside a girl and realize she not on the pill. You then get your nearest silly straw and suck your cum out of her dirty ass vag

1. Bro, last night I came inside my girl and when I realized that Ho wasn't on the pill...I had to perform a cumsectamy

2. Favorite thing about sex...is when I have to perform a cumsectamy!!! ;)

by Sex Grizzly 69 September 10, 2014

Cumback

When a girl throws up cum right after swallowing.

Macie: *Swallows Intensely * That tasted like fucking acid

*Proceeds to throw up guts*
Dale: Wow what a fucking cumback

by NovaPvP June 5, 2018

cummach

Dried up cum on the stomach. Often the result of a pull and pray

A: What took you so long to get to the pool?
B: I took a shower before coming out here, I shacked last night and felt icky.
A: Hmm, sounds like somebody had a cummach...

by Sralala October 10, 2006

Cumcaca

Cumcaca is one of my favorite mutuals she’s the sexiest person alive but she doesn’t understand that
And she’s super funny and goes by she/they!!

Only hot people go by she/they

You: Omg is that cumcaca?!
Me: yeah! She’s so hot I can’t believe I’m their mu

by Cumcaca’s biggest simp May 1, 2021

Maximum Cumpacity

When you have had sex (or jerked off) so many times in one day that you lose the ability to have another orgasm.

Last night they had a Jenna Jamison marathon on pay-per-view porn. I beat off so many times, I reached my maximum cumpacity!

by Fruitless Choad September 29, 2006