Turning on the closed captioning to your porn videos so you can read the moans while you fap yourself to glorious nut after glorious nut. Done when the sound is just not an option.
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When a homosexual is in the closet but everyone who meets them know that they're totally gay. Resulting in a closet that is completely see through.
Bill: Hey you guys check out this cute sweater I got at the mall.
Steven: Dude is Bill Gay?
Todd: Officially no, but everyone knows he's in the glass closet.
Steven: Dude is Bill Gay?
Todd: Officially no, but everyone knows he's in the glass closet.
by stonetemplepilot May 1, 2014
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by LeBron James haters United July 21, 2015
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1. He was coming out of the closet yesterday, telling me that he was gay and a closet furry.
2. Am I really a furry or an animal lover? No one has to know; I'll just be a closet furry for now...
2. Am I really a furry or an animal lover? No one has to know; I'll just be a closet furry for now...
by Angel of Jazz October 11, 2016
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Todd doesn't like it when people try to talk to him about gaming in school, so his gamer friends label him as a closet gamer.
by Mikee011 September 1, 2008
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by AnonymousIsWatching August 11, 2006
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