crystal licker

Derogatory name for a new age hippy. Typically known for an unhealthy obsession with inanimate objects like rocks and stones. Believing they have souls, they communicate and make love to them under the moonlight.

Dude 1: Whos that? She's hot!
Dude 2: That's Zoe, but she just changed her name to Moonchild and stopped shaving her legs.
Dude 1: Gross! What a crystal licker.

by 123DiamondDog June 1, 2017

striding the crystal summit

The act of being, or becoming, as insanely tweaked on methamphetamine as the human body will allow.

"I was striding the crystal summit the other day and got lost in a Wal-Mart, and when I finally reached the parking lot I couldn't find my car. Then after a few hours of frantic searching I remembered that I don't have a car."

by BananaPhone August 13, 2012

crystal mountain

A song by the American metal band "Death," on their 2nd to last album "Symbolic." Crystal Mountain is what you want it to be. Only Chuck Schuldiner knows what it was to him. But whatever it was to him, he was very indirect.The only thing that can be certain is that it was a place where bad things happen. It can be your home, school, work, it can even be your mind...

"Inside crystal mountain, evil takes it's form."
"Inside crystal mountain, commandments are reborn."

by Stuntman Reege January 9, 2008

David Crystal

Author of the bestsellers 'Discover Grammar' and 'Rediscover Grammar' amongst many other works of literary genius, David Crystal is a celebrity in the world of English Language and linguistics.
A man of great talent and skill, well known within most sixth forms and universities in the United Kingdom and even further.

'I don't know anything about grammar, where can I start?'
'I don't know, maybe David Crystal can help!'

by Gemma Rowlands March 5, 2009

cryptolexiconis orgasmia

Someone who gets off on using big complicated words or esoteric terminology.

Bob tries to sound like he's smart, but he really isn't. He suffers from cryptolexiconis orgasmia.

by Anhedonis October 28, 2009

crystal

a rare beauty, who is extremly smart, and has a love for life! A beautiful person who wants to change the world and all that she meets in it!!! My hero

wow, i just met a crystal... she was amazing!

by flaterduck May 18, 2008

Crystal Castles

A great electronica band, consisting of a boy and a girl. From Toronto, Canada.

Crystal Castles are a mad good electronic band.
Love and Caring is their best song.

by Louise T. W December 25, 2008