Anhedonis's definitions

solasexual

Conjunction: solace + sexual: n. Someone who hooks up with another, not for love, attraction, or boredom, but out of mutual sorrow. adj. Having the characteristics of sexual activity performed exclusively to fuck the misery out of each other.

"My job sucks, my divorce papers came in, and I turned 40 today. Might as well find a crummy dive bar and get some solasexual action."

by Anhedonis October 13, 2011

cryptolexiconis orgasmia

Someone who gets off on using big complicated words or esoteric terminology.

Bob tries to sound like he's smart, but he really isn't. He suffers from cryptolexiconis orgasmia.

by Anhedonis October 28, 2009

pushauffeur

n. One who can be easily persuaded to drive you somewhere; a pushover-chauffeur.

If neither of us wants to drive, we can get Johnny to do it. He's a real pushauffeur.

by Anhedonis November 5, 2010

cryptolexiconis orgasmia

n. the condition of, or pertaining to; getting off on using big complicated words or esoteric terminology. Related: n. acrylogia.

If you enjoy using "brusquely" in a sentence , you may suffer from cryptolexiconis orgasmia.

by Anhedonis October 15, 2016