Cribin

The action of delivering items associated with rental cribs.

We are going cribin downtown then to lunch.

by cribin September 30, 2011

cripitate

A Mysterious Person.

My friend jon is such cripitate.

by Cripitate August 9, 2016

Criniti

Men have naught to fear, but women.... gird your uterus. Made of dark purple misty smoke, a criniti is vicious in his attacks. The high pitch of a women's voice is his signal that his prey is near. As a closet vaper he can cloak himself in his own smoke. His battle cries include the following, " make me a sandwich" or " go get pregnant. " He stashes all his unfortunate victims in a hidden mopar he keeps out in the boonies. A criniti is not to be taken lightly, all females be advised keep a spare sandwich near to throw in the opposite direction in case a criniti comes after YOU.

I kept my sandwich beside just like you said mom, and when he appeared yelling, "the house isn't up to my standards!" I tossed my sandwich SO far to the other side. It worked just liked you said mom! Thanks for the emergency criniti kit, I was so close to being crinitied! Whew.

by Avionics unite October 21, 2016

Crabitch

A crazy bitch that never lets you get a word in edgewise or try to function in a normal way

That crabitch won't shut the fuck up!

by Albertactdumb November 20, 2017

Criblit

The asshole of an Establishment

Hey look it’s a criblit

by Jetsoup May 8, 2018

Crimit

A Crimit is a person, male or female, who you would describe short.

'That new kid in our class is such a crimit.'

by sweet_rainbows21 August 5, 2019

crimitician

Crimitician: a politician involved in criminal activity.

Background information: With all the speculation of criminal involvement in the current WH administration and the GOP, I wondered what they would call any politician in any party in both houses if they were found to be involved in criminal acts. Thus, I just combined criminal and politician together resulting in a crimitician. I am thinking this word could be used a lot in the future.

Crimiticianism crimiticianing crimiticians

It is speculated the Senator is a crimitician.

The Representative has been found to be a crimitician and was arrested yesterday for sexual harrassment as well as accepting bribes.

by GHGirl December 6, 2019