Someone so afraid of the idea that there isn't a god that they delude themselves into thinking the Bible is fact and science is mythology. Not to be mistaken with religious people as that would validate what is no more than a mental problem.
Creationists' fear leads them to forget that their god is omniscient and lie, attack, brainwash, and suppress the truth, thus earning themselves a place in the Hell of their choosing.
Creationists' fear leads them to forget that their god is omniscient and lie, attack, brainwash, and suppress the truth, thus earning themselves a place in the Hell of their choosing.
actual conversation from a facebook group:
creationist 1: IF IT WASN'T FOR GOD, WE WOULDN'T BE HERE
sane person: no its called science
creationist 1: ignorance is bliss sane person....
creationist 2: it really is, isn't it creationist 1?
creationist 3: fuck science, God made the world
...yeah they pretty much have reality backwards
creationist 1: IF IT WASN'T FOR GOD, WE WOULDN'T BE HERE
sane person: no its called science
creationist 1: ignorance is bliss sane person....
creationist 2: it really is, isn't it creationist 1?
creationist 3: fuck science, God made the world
...yeah they pretty much have reality backwards
by Baroness_Orczy January 24, 2011
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(noun) A person who labels a piece of fiction such as a book, TV show, or movie as being too "political", "preachy" or "woke" for it's social commentary, when in reality, the person simply dislikes it because it doesn't personally match their own politics or beliefs. The same way Christian creationists deny scientific evidence because it doesn't fit their religious beliefs.
Person 1: Dude, have you seen the new Watchmen on HBO? It's fucking fake "woke" political garbage. Don't waste your time.
Person 2: You do know that the graphic novel and Snyder's movie were both extremely political, right? That's the theme of the whole thing. Politics.
Person 1: Whatever! "Wokemen" is still lame!
Person 2: Man, you're seriously starting to sound like a Cultural Creationist!
Person 2: You do know that the graphic novel and Snyder's movie were both extremely political, right? That's the theme of the whole thing. Politics.
Person 1: Whatever! "Wokemen" is still lame!
Person 2: Man, you're seriously starting to sound like a Cultural Creationist!
by Generation Xero October 27, 2019
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In this game you play as each member of Scott Cawthon's family, including his Wife and Nicholas Cawthon (Named Nick), his infant son. You gain information from Micheal (Possibly Afton), who tries to teach you through each level. The first level is the Bedroom, where you play as Nick. Freddy comes from the window, trying to peek in your room. When he does look into your bedroom, you have almost no time to close the window before he lets himself in and kills you. Bonnie comes from the door, knocking once, twice, thrice, and after the 3rd knock, enters. You need to turn off the bed and lay, or sit, down. After a while he will leave. Chica comes from the closet. Turn the light off, and frequently glance at her. Foxy comes from under the bed, when he places the hook on the bed, turn the light off, and go to sleep (Via, laying down and sleeping.)
In this game you play as each member of Scott Cawthon's family, including his Wife and Nicholas Cawthon (Named Nick), his infant son. You gain information from Micheal (Possibly Afton), who tries to teach you through each level. The first level is the Bedroom, where you play as Nick. Freddy comes from the window, trying to peek in your room. When he does look into your bedroom, you have almost no time to close the window before he lets himself in and kills you. Bonnie comes from the door, knocking once, twice, thrice, and after the 3rd knock, enters. You need to turn off the bed and lay, or sit, down. After a while he will leave. Chica comes from the closet. Turn the light off, and frequently glance at her. Foxy comes from under the bed, when he places the hook on the bed, turn the light off, and go to sleep (Via, laying down and sleeping.)
by Ares, Weeb God February 23, 2021
Get the The Joy of Creation; Story Mode mug.One that thinks that hundreds of different scientist who all came to the same conclusionregarding the creation of the human species must be wrong because the Bible says so. They tend to try and have scientific truth banned from their childrens' schools.
by existentialist February 8, 2004
Get the creationist mug.1. The idea that all the Ph.D. scientists on the planet, who actually spent 10-30 years of their lives getting an education in science and making real discoveries, are intellectually inferior and biased in comparison to 14- to 18-year-old impressionable christian youths and sexually frustrated right-wingers who barely graduated from high school who easily fall for hoaxes which are assumed to be "evidence" for bible literalism and against the rest of science.
2. A conspiracy theory which suggests that all the scientists on the planet are corroborating on a scheme to turn the public away from their belief in God via the theory of evolution (not only atheist scientists, but Christian, Muslim, Jewish and Hindu scientists are in on this anti-God scheme; go figure). Of course, like all conspiracy theories, you will be accused of being naive by the paranoid masses if you happen to use your brain and actually think about how it's not only impossible for thousands of people to be in on a lie without a single one of them having the scruples to come forward and expose said lie, but also impossible for snakes to talk.
2. A conspiracy theory which suggests that all the scientists on the planet are corroborating on a scheme to turn the public away from their belief in God via the theory of evolution (not only atheist scientists, but Christian, Muslim, Jewish and Hindu scientists are in on this anti-God scheme; go figure). Of course, like all conspiracy theories, you will be accused of being naive by the paranoid masses if you happen to use your brain and actually think about how it's not only impossible for thousands of people to be in on a lie without a single one of them having the scruples to come forward and expose said lie, but also impossible for snakes to talk.
1. Creationist: "Did you know Darwin recanted evolution on his deathbed? That proves evolution is wrong and creationism is true!"
Someone who doesn't have his head up his own ass: "That claim was refuted over 100 years ago. And you wonder why scientists don't take you morons seriously?"
2. Creationist: "What? You mean you DON'T believe in fire-breathing dragons and a global flood which has no evidence? You mean you actually believe what scientists say about science and not my pastor? What's wrong with you? Well don't worry, I'll pray for you."
Someone who doesn't have his head up his own ass: "That claim was refuted over 100 years ago. And you wonder why scientists don't take you morons seriously?"
2. Creationist: "What? You mean you DON'T believe in fire-breathing dragons and a global flood which has no evidence? You mean you actually believe what scientists say about science and not my pastor? What's wrong with you? Well don't worry, I'll pray for you."
by Awesome Dog October 8, 2008
Get the creationism mug.(adj) Cretin-like, idiotic, boorish (Word found in many early 20th Cent dictionaries has enjoyed recent slang usage, especially among hackers. “Crétin” is a not entirely respected French dialectal term for a deformed or retarded person)
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