Cranking

To cry and wank at the same time

"What's that noise?"
"Oh nothing, Teddy just broke up with his girlfriend so he is cranking night and day"

by Chris Hatt December 29, 2008

crank

To wank while crying. Largely done by emos and Christians.

"I caught him cranking in the vestubule"

by Tom Bentley Hibbins October 18, 2007

crank

Crystal Meth, was given the name crank because it used to be smuggled in the crank cases of cars and bikes.
Expecailly Harleys when sumggled by hells angels.

Crank- It's what's for breakfast!

by Method Man June 11, 2006

Crank

Crying at the same time as having a wank.

Why don't you just fuck off and have a crank!

by Heidi Chad September 19, 2008

Cranking

Crying and wanking at the same time.
Cranker; a person who cries and wanks simultaneously because the object of the wank either hates them or doesn't know they exist. Can be male or female.

'Yeah John's so in love with Jane and she doesn't want him so he cranks over her all the time.'
'We walked in on her cranking it was the most pathetic thing ever.'

by joanneandellen December 12, 2010

cranking

To get ones head down in the office, beaver away, work hard and push on.

Allan, stop talking shite and get cranking

by Phil McC September 17, 2008

Cranking

(1) Going out and having a big night, usually involving the heavy consumption of alcohol and/or illicit substances. Possibly originating from surfer boy slang. Used heavily in New Zealand.Synonomous with Raging.

(2)Using/Doing/Going to

(1) You cranking tonight? You should cos the girls are going out , and they've got this fit Argentine mate with massive cans

(2) You cranking that party/the rugby/that top

by Andy721 May 31, 2006