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whiny count

Less vulgar (or typo) variation of "whiny cunt", one who complains needlessly about frivolous things such as fantasy football dues. Used to insult one's friends when they disagree with your idiocy.
Fuck you whiny counts! I'm shutting this MOTHER FUCKER DOWN!
by Captain Walleye December 4, 2018
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Count Dankula

Count Dankula being defined: That cunt tells jokes for FUCK SAKE!!!
by TobiasOreo May 9, 2018
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wall-to-wall counseling

A behavior correction method, in which a superior shows a subordinate the error of his or her actions by means of physical violence. Verbal abuse is optional. While primitive, it differs from blind, drunken battery in that it is initiated with the objective of eliminating undesirable behavior. Used correctly, it is utilized only when all other methods of communication have failed.

Applications of wall-to-wall counseling vary, ranging from a simple slap to prolonged sessions ending with a trip to the hospital. Like most counseling, it is of an intimate nature and usually takes place between counseler and counselee in a secluded place, though the counseler may opt to include assistants for physically fit patients. Blunt, hard objects such as baseball bats, 2x4 wood, and walking canes are occasionally included as teaching aids.

Named for the dynamic nature involved, in which a counselee is tossed about from wall to wall during a session.

For additional information, refer to WALL-TO-WALL COUNSELING FM 22-102, available from the United States Army's Field Manual Headquarters.
The new worker, Billy Bob, keeps clogging the toilets with his chewing tobacco. I've tried talking to him and reducing his pay, but he won't stop and I can't afford to fire him. Maybe some wall-to-wall counseling will fix the problem.
by Eidako July 27, 2003
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counterflipping

A combination of the drugs benadryl (DPH or diphenhydramine) and robotussin (DXM or dextromethorphan). Usually used in a 300/300mg mix, the user experiences a lucid dream like state of hallucinations. The DXM takes away the anxiety and general fear caused by DPH adding a whole new layer to the trip.

DPH is said to potentiate DXM by inhibiting enzymes in the liver, thus causing more DXM to make it into the bloodstream. DPH will entirely get rid of the roboitch and can curb nausea caused by DXM.

This combination is bad on the heart and should only be used rarely. Unfortunately 'bad trips' could be caused by this combo if used irresponsibly. One should do it alone in a dark room with their favorite albums playing to trip observing the stunning closed eye visuals.

The term counterflipping was coined based on the fact that DPH and DXM are near polar opposites when comparing hallucinations. The term is also based on the fact that both can be bought over the counter, thus *counter*flipping occurs.
Counterflipping is a great way to get high legally off of shit you can buy at CVS
by OTC tripper December 27, 2016
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rivet counter

A person who has an obsession in every small and non-important details.
Game developer: we released new tank T60.
Rivet counter: omg, there are wrong number of rivets on left side inside tank, I uninstalling game.
by Do I know him? October 6, 2011
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Countdown City

Nickname for San Antonio.

Why? The area code is 210 which is a number countdown. Two... One... Zero
I'm from Countdown City!
by derek210 October 11, 2006
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Counter-roasted

When you finna get roasted and you got nothing else to say, you hit them with a cheap ass line ending with the words "get counter-roasted".
Gabe: Bobbi you're actually Mousty 2.0 right now.
Bobbi: Lol no you are, get counter-roasted kid.
by Spergy Merbles November 4, 2015
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