Contiki

And 8-bit OS (operating system) that was one of the first to accomplish connection to the internet, the web browser either being or being similar to Lynx . It is very similar to the Apple II computer from the 80's and 90's, but Contiki can be downloaded from various websites. The most common use for this OS is for web browsing(text) and for old-school gaming.

I installed Contiki onto one of my old computers today. It's like a computer from the past.

by Lynx_User58 June 5, 2005

contommelate

The act of contommelating occurs when participating in a game of centurion, only to vomit the entire contents of your stomach into an esky, resulting in your disqualification of the game (unless you make it to 100!)

I really feel for Simmo, he was going so well - only to contommelate at 96. Since he got the lowest score, he had to clean Paul's esky at the end of the game.

by Hux May 19, 2008

Contour Queen

Usually a girl from high school whom you knew was no where near as attractive as she is now because she perfected her makeup game (usually contour makeup)

One who has gotten the laborious contour makeup down to a science and makeup that would take you half an hour to do she can do in 15 minutes. Has an instagram or YouTube account dedicated to her many looks. This person usually has the ability to look like a different person on a daily basis. They can transform like no other.

Because of contour makeup it's fairly easy for an average person to look like they could be a celebrity.

Person 1: "omg remember Pam from high school? She looks totally different now!"

Person 2: "yeah but it's all makeup. She sounds one of those contour queens."

Also

Person 1 "Wow your makeup is so good! How long does it take you?

Person 2: "Only about 15 minutes. Once you get the hang of it you an do It pretty quickly."

by Ranoutofnames123 October 30, 2017

Contour bitch

A basic bitch with a contouring kit, sephora membership and lots of sass. She went through some serious biological evolution, adapted to better compete for limited resources like sugar daddys and bottle service club jobs.

Kylie is such a contour bitch, she draws on her face every Friday night for a few hours, and goes to clubs to be picked up by ugly rich old men. Yuck!

by Thelifeofjulia January 7, 2018

Contopulation

Contopulation; a variation of the word Contopulate

"Sorry you have the disease Contopulation"

by ElSentientWindow July 21, 2020

Contortonise/Contortionising

When you do something that looks like a contortionist would do

Contortonise/Contortionising Soffie Dossie does it

by Stitch276 October 28, 2020

contorto

A sex act performed by two males. Where one guy puts his legs behind his head and the other male pile drives him. Usually performed by dudes with facial tattoos

He gave me the contorto last night behind 7-Eleven

by Ssnider420 March 31, 2023