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S.C.R (Sub-conscience Crotch Rubbing)

The act of rubbing ones crotch without even realising one is doing so.

It may be done in a variety of situations that are not slightly arousing to even the most average, psychologically balanced individual

It is done sub-consciencly when the brain finds itself inactive with nothing to do.
Fiddling with your genitals while doing something mundane and inane such as:
- Mid conversation with a casual acquaintance
- Queing in the bank to withdraw money,
- Confessing in church
- Collecting your child from preschool

S.C.R (Sub-conscience Crotch Rubbing) is not a serious psychological ailment but it can lead to distress and situations of awkwardness and sexual embarassment
by FenCor December 26, 2011
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Theory of consent

The theory of consent states that the object, person, or animal receiving the fucking must first give permission.
"According to the theory of consent you must first ask that soda can permission before you fuck it."
by Moibus October 23, 2019
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Connie

A woman who is extremely gorgeous. she is amazing at making friendships and keeping them, although she is not the most popular person. she keeps to herself. she will never throw the first punch, but you better bet shes gonna throw the last. she sticks up for friends and family, no matter what they may have done to her in the past. all the men want her, but you would have to be pretty special to have a Connie by your side. she loves the outdoors, is the complete opposite of what someone might call a "sissy", and she loves summer.

Connies are usually looked at as awkward and unlikable from afar, but once you get to know her and be around her, she is a friend you will never forget. she is also spontaneous. she is usually not skinny, but far from fat. she is very intellegent, but isnt arrogant about it.

Connie's are the pretty ladies you want to get to know more. all around beautiful.
guy 1: hey is that connie?
Guy 2: yeah, cant take your eyes off her huh?
by that one crazy chick March 26, 2013
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Half Life: Full Life Consequences

An awesome/terrible bit of fanfiction writing by squirrelking.
Starring John Freeman in his attempt to help his brother Gordon Freeman, it is chock full of hysterical spelling errors and poor writing. Also has a sequel- Half Life: Full Life Consequences 2 What Has Tobe Done

2.A fantastically mod-ed depiction of squirrelking's fanfic, narrated quite energetically. It has become somewhat popular online. Available on youtube
Here are the links to both forms of Half Life: Full Life Consequences
1. http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2945837/1/Halflife_Fulllife_Consequences

2. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHxyZaZlaOs
by Paufan December 9, 2008
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Connie

Connie's are usually absolutely gorgeous girls. They have a love for bright colours and are usually hyper-active. They are known to come out with random things. Connie's are totally unpredictable! Boys are always chasing after Connie's (pffft not fair!!!) Everybody knows that if you are friends with a Connie you are special.
Connie is also a fish name.
Everybody wants to be a Connie!

Woah! Have you seen Connie? Ain't she gorgeous!

I'm jealous of Connie, she has half the school chasing after her!
by PandemoniumPrincess April 29, 2009
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conkied

To get hit extremely hard in hockey and be left in a dazed heap. Accompanied by a concussion
Keith Primeau got conkied again last night.. Phaneuf lined him up real good
by Figg October 20, 2007
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conserfs

Economically challenged citizens who support conservative causes, despite the fact that doing so is against their economic self-interest.
"Didja see all those conserfs at their 9/12 march?"
by smendler September 22, 2009
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