Porn Coma

A porn coma is when you masturbate and a large amount of time passes without you realizing. This usually makes you stupidly late for important events.

"Where the hell have you been?! You've missed half the movie..."

"I slipped into a porn coma..."

by Johnny Concrete May 5, 2010

social coma

The act of withdrawing one's self from all social activity

Jane went into a social coma after her embarrising incident at prom.

by localcelebrity June 11, 2006

CoD Coma

The state in which a person playing Call of Duty is focused on nothing but the television screen. They don't have any other body functions excluding breathing, and yelling.
In arising from your CoD Coma a person will often times experience great hunger, drowziness, and maybe even depression.

"Dude, I was in my CoD Coma for like 6 hours last night; i didn't go to sleep until like 4 in the morning."

"Bro me too, when awoke from my CoD Coma I was hungry enough to eat a man's dick off."

by iEATbabieZ 666 June 19, 2009

Italian Coma

The act of eating large portions of pasta and then falling asleep.

Angelo: Did you hear Tony’s in an Italian coma?
Stefano: Yeah I just saw him eat a whole bowl of pasta and then lay on the couch

by Michael Calzone March 22, 2020

mulse-coma

when you feel very tired, slumped, and possibly fall asleep after eating mulse

ayo im finna fall into a mulse-coma if i lay down rn

by mulselover July 17, 2022

powerpoint coma

a coma induced by a powerpoint presentation that is too long (lol, arent they all?), too terrible (lol, arent they all?), or poorly presented (lol, arent they all?)

- uh-oh My Audience has fallen into a powerpoint coma
- The only thing I can do now is put them in funny poses and leave.

(quoted from Scott Adams, dilbert.com/strips/comic/2010-06-25/)

by karbyn July 5, 2010

Coma-cumming

The state of a coma that comes after hours of repetitive masturbation and thus also cumming.
Quite popular among youngsters these days, because it is said that it gives a "nice" feeling. It is addictive

Only a few cases have been reported in which people did not survive this severe condition.

Last week, my mom found me in a coma-cumming condition in my room. That was a major bummer.

by Master BeiTing October 30, 2010