Cockable

A girl who isn't really beautiful, but, actually you'd like to have sex with her gladly.

What do you think about Anna? Oh, not so pretty, but if i find her on the floor after two long island...i'll f**k her smoothly. She's cockable.
Look over there! Have you seen Anna? Yep, tonight she's cockable with that shorts.

by OrniCento November 24, 2016

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Constabled

Getting so drunk that you lose all bony functions. You have girls making out with your passes out body. Also, when asked a question or talked to you can only respond with fuck you or a good ole middle finger.

Dude Cathleen sucked my face last night while I was totally constabled.

by Snowmen January 19, 2018

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cockswabber

A man who sticks his penis into another man's penis, commonly swabbing with the head of his erect penis. They are awarded bonus points for prolapsing their uterus.

I love watching cockswabbers on XVIDEOS.COM.

by Urmomtriplenipples May 28, 2018

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Cocktale

A Pre-Mixed THINK to 'consume'. A powerful 'Tool' of THe* Right-Wing Narrative Constraction*.

FIIRE-up an Ad Campain, PIN a Cocktale on it, 'Name' a Cocktail after it and call it Pregress*.

by PartisanZ June 19, 2022

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comestables

Hay, oats, and other edibles dat our velvety-muzzled four-legged pals eat while hanging out in their barn.

In da hilarious Sesame Street storybook "Down on the Farm with Grover", everyone's favorite furry blue Muppet found dat traditional comestables were more tasty (well, to horses, at least) than da spaghetti and cream puffs dat he himself loved.

by QuacksO February 23, 2026

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