anger claus

anyone extremely pissed off at christmas time

quit throwing the christmas tree out the front door, dad! who do you think you are, anger claus?

by skoolkrusher February 15, 2008

Yenta Claus

I have a secret; her name is Yenta Claus. My secret brings me toys just like Santa Claus, just different. See, she is Jewish and no one else in the whole wide world knows about her because she is a secret.

I asked Yenta Claus for a new brother.

by Hanna_97 September 14, 2006

Black Santa Claus

Black Santa Claus or Black Santa
Noun.

1.
The African American stereotype of Santa Claus.
This version of Santa is unlikely to leave you any presents. The most likely scenario is he steals your presents, eats the cookies you made and raids your refrigerator for chicken, watermelon and/or grape drink (he won't drink your grape juice though).
In the rare event that he does leave a present under your tree it is probably a chopper, which you should load up for Dec. 31st
He does not ride a sleigh powered by 8 Reindeer, it is in fact a flying black Bentley Continental V8 with 17in platinum plated rims that never stop spinning. It also contains a 7.1 surround system that can typically be heard playing Soulja Boy or Wiz Khalifa
He is typically not very jolly or merry, but he is fat.

White Santa's whore for a wife is likely cheating on him with Black Santa.

2.
Synonym for Rick Ross

1.
31st Decemeber 3012
A: All the presents under my tree disappeared on Christmas
B: Same here man, everything was gone except for this AK-47
A: Black Santa Claus strikes again. Well better load up that chopper, it's Decemeber 31st.

2.
"Pull up in a sleigh* hop out like I'm Santa Claus. Niggas gather round got gifts for each and all of y'all" - Rick Ross aka Black Santa Claus
* - Bentley Continental

by Rzhhhh May 6, 2013

Santana Claus

The guy who gives presents to all kids south of the border.

Merry Christmas, from one Mexican to another!!!

by bigtones December 8, 2004

Mrs. Claus Vagina

When a girl gets pounded too hard and too long, and her labia become swollen and red, like Mrs. Claus herself

Man, I had some rough sex last night, and now I am rockin' the Mrs. Claus Vagina

by T and H December 16, 2010

santa claus

The term "Santa Claus" is an American distortion of the Dutch name "San Niccolaus", meaning "Saint Nicolas". He is known by many other names around the world, such as "Kris Kringle" in some places and "Father Christmas" in Great Britain. Saint Nick was a Catholic bishop in what is now modern Turkey during the days of the Roman Empire. He left gifts for poor people in his town and after he died the legend of St. Nick coming to homes in a chariot carrying presents for good people was born. The legend was spread along with Christianity and when that faith reached the Arctic St. Nick started riding a sleigh pulled by flying reindeer. The legend spread around the globe and in the 20th century in America Coca-Cola provided the modern image of "Santa" as fat, jolly, rotund, with white hair and beard, wearing a red suit and black boots and of course, drinking a bottle of Coke. He is beloved by children all over.

Santa Claus is based on a real person, just like many "fairy tales" and myths that have existed throughout history.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 24, 2006

Santa Claus

A fat, drunk man that breaks into your house every Christmas. Often seen wearing red and abusing animals (Reindeer, dogs , cats, etc.) for the purpose of moving around. Often has a gang of short people that dress up in green outfits.

Did you see Mr. Johnson the other day? He was such a Santa Claus!

by OlfinSeaSquid May 29, 2018