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Chaison the best frl
by 1234beztfrl January 19, 2023
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Chrisometer

A unit of measure slightly larger than a mile, used for measuring penis length.
His penis was 3 Chrisometers long.
by Anonymous March 29, 2003
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Chrisna

Chrisna is a girl who likes the read of a good book, plenty of company and has a good sense of humour. She is quite intellectual and takes herself very seriously but can have a good time if she wants to.

She would be anybody choice as a friend as she is mysterious and easy to talk to. She isn't shy to say a dirty joke or two and loves food above all else
Girl 1: Where's Chrisna

Girl 2: Probably reading a book
by RocketRabit September 25, 2017
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Chrisonica

Combination of Christmas and Hanukkah
(phonetic onica for Hanukkah)
Signifies combined celebration of the
two Holidays Christmas and Hanukkah
by mixed religon familes (couples)

in stories by Susan Miller
(Parkinsons writer, poet, author)
"In a secret meeting beween Harry and Santa:
(Harry Hanukkah to Santa Claus)
Why doesn't Hanukkah get top billing?
WHY does it have to be CHRISonica?
Instead it should be "HonicaMas"?

Hanukkah comes first almost every year and lasts longer!
(Santa replies to Hanukkah Harry)
Harry be reasonable the reason is simply Chrisonica is more Phonica .
By having Chrisonica we make more Monyca$ makeing it a longer Holidonica.

Hanukkah Harry seeing the immense logic
in Santa's words had to agree. The New Holiday should be called ChrisOnica for the love of Monyca$.
"Merry Chrisonica to one and a Happy
New Chrysonica to all"

(Susan Miller c 1986)
by Ed Austin January 1, 2006
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Political Christness

The 20th century equivalent to political correctness. Think of how whitewashed and fake old movies from the 50s were. No sex, no bad talk about christianity, no drugs, no violence. It's just political correctness but for conservatives.
Conservative: "Yeah, I wanna go back to the 50s! When there was no political correctness! Welp, time to listen to my Elvis playlist!"

Some guy from the 50s with a time machine: "Hey you can't listen to that! It's satanic and pollutes your mind!"

Some other guy: "Oh boy, I haven't seen political christness before!"
by Anonymousmobster January 20, 2021
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ChrisAnne

ChrisAnne is pretty heccin epik
by chickennugget134 January 4, 2019
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Christnazi

Christian extremist
A person that screams God at you in the street or a Christian that forces you to convert to their religion under pain of death and hell
The Christnazi said" Convert to Christianity or we'll kill you and send you to Hell."
"Dude he is such a Christnazi."
by Ze Dragon Wolf Mage January 13, 2008
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