child

a wide eyed human of under 18 - eager to discover the world, but forced to attend a prison where they are force fed information and are left to be attacked socially by their peers while the teachers shrug. These poor creatures are in an environment where they are forced to fight tooth and nail to recieve a sliver of recognition from their peers.

travis: ur such a child

by mintmyg October 30, 2019

child-worship

Excessive devotion and praise toward children, just because they are children. The idea that every child is special, and everything they do is special.

"Listen, there are couple of things about kids you have to remember. First of all, they are not all cute. Yeah, in fact if you look at them closely some of them are rather unpleasant looking, and some of them dont smell good either, alright? Stay with me on this, the sooner you face it the better off you're gonna be. Second premise, not all children are smart and clever. Got that? Kids are like any other group of people, a few winners, a whole lot of losers. There are a lot of loser kids out there who simply are not gonna go anywhere. You can't save them all, you gotta let them go, you gotta cut them loose. You gotta stop over-protecting them because you are making them too soft."

— George Carlin Famous Comedian

George-Carlin Child-Worship

by Xenowalker November 27, 2013

Child Supervision

When an older person, especially a parent, needs a tech-savvy kid to help him/her with computers or other electronic devices.

"Jimmy, could you send your kid over to help me with my facebook? Im afraid I might get a virus without some child supervision."

"Dad, if you dont know how many o's are in Google, why dont you just ask for some child supervision?"

by Randori April 18, 2010

satan child

A demonic child who is evil. They like to hide under peoples beds and watch you sleep.

Woah- I think Billy is a Satan Child...

by Bree Is Normal May 25, 2016

Gifted Child Syndrome

When you are told that you are a gifted child in elementary and middle school only to burn yourself out in high school trying to get an A that you know you will never get.

"Tommy looks really depressed"
"Dw, its just gifted child syndrome"

by Top20_countrysongs March 21, 2022

Middle Child

A middle child is a sibling you doesn't get love, attention, or much of anything else. Their parents will congratulate the oldest and youngest siblings for small things-such as an A in a class or a 100 on a test but never seem to give praise to the middle child. The middle child is often left cleaning up after their sibling and it's usually expected of them. They will sometimes portray anger or violence to try and make their parents relize but always end up in trouble again.

mom-who left this mess?!
oldest sibling-me, sorry I forgot to clean it up.
mom-it's okay I'll have the middle child do it.

by fsdmnvkgng April 6, 2019

Man child

In the simplest of definition, a man child is an immature guy who just refuses to grow up. This doesn't mean he necessarily lives at home with mom and dad ― although he probably should considering the way he functions in the real world ― but that he just doesn't have his life together.

“Hey man what is a man child”
“Go watch Erobb221, Lime”

by GradualMist April 3, 2021