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Tactical Chank

Useful for after pre-drinks and before a night out. A tactical chank is both a tactical chunder and a tactical wank. Kill two birds with one stone. It can also be described as chanking as no one likes to soley throw up...
"With the thought of losing his virginity, Craig had a tactical chank to increase his chances of getting lucky..."
by dannyd6 May 23, 2012
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Dirty chank

dirty asain that smoke's up all you weed and falls asleep afterward a derivative of sleepy chink syndrome (scs) which means to be a sleepy ass asian in the company of friends
Look at that dirty chank sleep I'm going to put my cock in his mouth. the dirty chank is here again dude what the hell all he is good for is being a room decoration,i am saying if the world was in great peril and needed someone to sleep to save the world he is the dirty chank for the job.
by Smelted poo December 23, 2008
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Circle Chank

The circle choke-wank (or chank) is when a group of men stand in a circle, wank off the person on the right with their right hand, and choke the person on the left with their left hand.
“Who needs a relationship with a woman, when I can circle chank with my bros.”

Ever since my boyfriend started circle chanking with his friends, I’ve found it really hard to satisfy him.”
by generic male 68.5 January 6, 2021
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P'chank

Can be expression of anything positive but is usually associated with anything sexually positive. Much like the word fuck, it can be used in a number of different situations and parts of speech.
Person 1: Joe just got owned on the basketball court.
Person 2: P'chank!

Don't disturb that room, they are p'chanking in there.
by Baby Hands January 2, 2008
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Fuego Chank

When something is so cool, somehow cooler than fuego chankla, that a random planet in the universe explodes.
Bro, that shot was fuego chank! *Mars explodes*
by AcGravityYTd June 6, 2018
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Chanksploon

A Philosophical, Creative, Individual New Swear Word Invented By Phillip Micheal Lester (amazingphil) On November 29th 2015 (Pinof 7), A Beautiful Word To Be Used By Phans Everywhere.
'Yo, Dude, I Totally Chanksplooned Your Mum's Face .' - Phil, Age 28
by ilovethewaydanhowells January 2, 2016
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chanksploon

verb|The process of drastically disfiguring someone or something, preferably using a whisk or wooden spoon to do so.
A truly magnificent self-created word of Phillip M. Lester. phan
I'll chanksploon your mum's face.
by danlester June 9, 2016
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