Cellular Masturbation

A person who plays on their cellphone while on the toilet

I think there is cellular masturbation going on in the stall over because he is laughing for no reason whatsoever.

by jondich February 1, 2021

Consumer Cellular

That wireless company that have flip phones and mainly appeal to the elderly.

Friend: "What wireless company does your grandmother have?"
Other friend: "Consumer Cellular."
Friend: "Oh, I should have guessed."

by xxylvii May 18, 2021

Cellularitis

Flakes of dead, burnt skin that forms around the ear after prolong cell phone useage

No she dont have dirty ears, she just have cellularitis because she is always on the damn cell phone.

by 51sa June 3, 2008

cellular-turd

To handle ones phone shit!
(Play-on present + past tense)

Paying bills, upgrades, etc.

"Ha! I just cellular-turd!"

by KOALABEAST April 23, 2024

cellular coverage

When your cell phone has service.

Oh look, I can text because I have cellular coverage!

by Longwell March 28, 2016

Cellular Jocking

The act of hating or disrespecting the people around you by means of calling or texting on a cellular device

An act that causes the loss of a great magnitude of swagger

An action that is only prevented with good friends or a really hot babe, may cause loss of friends aswell

Actions that have been reported worse than Cock Blocking

Sentence
Shayne didn't enjoy party because he was cellular jocking the whole time.

Cellular Jocking phone jocking

by Matt a Victim March 30, 2010

Cellular Media

No Data Is Connected With Wireless Fidelity.

Sofia: What’s Up Josh
Josh: Nothing Really
Sofia: I Heard That T-Mobile Is Trying To Use LTE On

Every Phones.
Emily: I Don’t Have Cellular Media On My Phone.
Sofia: Girl I Have T-Mobile Free Data Accessible.
Josh: Let’s Go Sponsor The Ad Then.

by AJ EBK November 3, 2023