A person who is ostensibly unable to walk, chew gum, sit, eat, drink, sleep, work, shop, drive, breathe, take a crap, or accomplish any other task commonly performed with or without opposable digits, unless a cell phone is inexorably attached to the side of their head.
This person is typically oblivious to almost all stimuli around them including any carbon-based life forms, merging traffic, lights at intersections, toll booth gates, falling pianos, the cashier in front of them, the check-out line behind them, the person they've just walked in front of, the inappropriateness of their loud phone rants, or anything else involving sight, sound or smell (such as the fungus slowly growing on the mouth and ear piece of the greasy device).
Ironically, it has been shown that when placed in a room with other family members and friends, but without the cellular appliance, this person has alarmingly little to say to any of them. This time spent communicating face to face has been estimated to be a mere fraction of the corresponding period spent talking to the same people through the device, and at great and perpetual urgency.
This person is typically oblivious to almost all stimuli around them including any carbon-based life forms, merging traffic, lights at intersections, toll booth gates, falling pianos, the cashier in front of them, the check-out line behind them, the person they've just walked in front of, the inappropriateness of their loud phone rants, or anything else involving sight, sound or smell (such as the fungus slowly growing on the mouth and ear piece of the greasy device).
Ironically, it has been shown that when placed in a room with other family members and friends, but without the cellular appliance, this person has alarmingly little to say to any of them. This time spent communicating face to face has been estimated to be a mere fraction of the corresponding period spent talking to the same people through the device, and at great and perpetual urgency.
Get off the phone and drive cell monkey.
It's your turn dumbass! STFU and write the check or run your debit. This store has gotta ban the freaking cell monkeys in checkout lines?
Hey cell monkey, your fly is open and you're standing in front of the forklift.
It's your turn dumbass! STFU and write the check or run your debit. This store has gotta ban the freaking cell monkeys in checkout lines?
Hey cell monkey, your fly is open and you're standing in front of the forklift.
by idiot emptor April 24, 2009
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Kevin Sorbo: Well it's not my fault I had to move back to my parents basement, you should of spent less time molesting Kit Cloudkicker more time with me and Eolis pushing the VHS box set of Hercules: The Legendary Journeys...
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Kevin Sorbo: Well it's not my fault I had to move back to my parents basement, you should of spent less time molesting Kit Cloudkicker more time with me and Eolis pushing the VHS box set of Hercules: The Legendary Journeys...
Shere Khan: Whelp, I can't argue with facts.
by Shaners iroc February 18, 2011
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Its a place on the border of your this world and beyond. The word comes from the case of Jani Schofield, a misdiagnosed schizophrenic kid who said all her "friends" live in "Calalini'.
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by holychild777 November 29, 2018
Get the calallen mug.A sleeper cell is a person who remains a dormant member of a group while belonging to another group for undisclosed reasons. Usually the sleeper cell status is kept a secret.
Those terrorists pretending to be normal students were the ultimate sleeper cells.
Why didn't you tell me you were half Asian? You're such a sleeper cell!
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Get the sleeper cell mug.The result of a person feeling that they need to drastically raise their voice in order to be heard on their mobile phone. Offenders of cell yell are oblivious to the fact that this is not necessary, and are often an extreme nuisance to everyone around them.
We had a hard time enjoying our meal at the restaurant, due to the cell yell of the woman at the next table.
by Dawn Davenport March 13, 2005
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