math class catatonia

when ur in math class and u start spacing out so hard that nothing that happens around you is registered. you start drooling, and mumbling to ur self while you sit there not moving a muscle wishing there was a fire drill today. you want to fall asleep but you know that asshole that calls himself a "teacher" will wake ur dumbass up. so u just sit there lookin' like Donny Darko spacing out.

"bro during mr. bobs math class i space out so hard sometimes i fall asleep with my eyes open."
"math class catatonia man, happens to the best of us."

by jimmybil July 22, 2014

Joshin with caution

When you want to play around but yall need to chill

Ben: Lets jump out of a plane
Xavier: Bro chill, we joshin with caution dude:
Ben: You right brah

by Joshinwcaution October 3, 2022

Citation Nazi

Someone who demands citation for everything. A Citation Nazi will require you to provide sources of reference for your own original inventions, widely accepted knowledge, and even for your self-reflections.

I wrote in my physics term paper that the Earth revolves around the Sun. My professor returned it asking to provide citations. He wanted my friend to cite a source for her statement "I believe aliens live among us". Such a Citation Nazi!

by BabuGeorge May 25, 2014

citation

1. The weapon of schools to attempt to defend against plagiarism by saying where things come from, thus eliminating original thought.
2. A very fast jet made by Cessna.

1. "I'm just gonna make up a few citations for the report." (Because quantity always matters over quantity anyways)
2. "Holy crap! Your grandma was drivin' faster than a Citation X!"

by Orion December 31, 2004

Caution

This is not caution. I am a university professor. It is not a particularly cautious act/behavior to write vaguely disgusting and diachronic definitions of angels, wolves and migration on a public dictionary site that anyone could read. I like writing my autobiography in the form of Urban Dictionary definitions. This is not, as I said, caution.

Writing intensely personal definitions of futurity, modernity, you name it, on a public dictionary site that you will have no access to once you press send. To do this without caution.

by Bhanu: A Failed Novelist July 22, 2012

self-castration

This word is already defined, but it means to remove one's own genitals (with a knife or their teeth). It is said that you can see more than enough of this on Pain Olympics (I don't even want to watch it and find out...) Honestly, anyone who engages in this instantly deserves a Darwin Award...

Two people observe a crackhead with a knife.
Person A: Holy shit! He's got a knife!! What do we do?
Person B: Stay out of sight. Be ready to call the cops if he starts something.

Person A: Sounds like a good idea. But, what if he attacks us? Do you know any martial arts or have a gun?
Person B: Yes and yes. For now, we just watch...
*a few moments later*
Person A and B simultaneously "puke their guts out"
Person B: That crackhead just performed self-castration! Quick! Hand him a Darwin Award!!

by Juggernaut2010 January 25, 2012

Citation Needed

To be said aloud when you think you're being fed bullshit.
Can also be used when using hearsay as fact.

Stacey: OMG did you hear that Shanna is pregnant?!?!
Amy: Citation Needed
Emma: You got pwned

Amy: I heard Paul and Josie are going out now.. Citation needed.

by AmyWamyLamy November 24, 2010