CapAlert

A website run by a deranged minister (sometimes referred to as the CapA-Loser) who rates movies with a system he claims is "infallible" but often turns out the wrong score based on the fact that he doesn't really pay attention to the films he rates.

No one died in Lilo & Stitch, so the CapAlert score on the page for that movie cannot possibly be correct.

by Nat Rator May 26, 2004

crapple

Another name for Apple, who makes the worst computers ever made except for word-processing (which my old 66 MHZ can do) and graphic design. Tries to lure newbies in by making flashy colors, but then craps on their heads.

Bob: Hey, want to play Jedi Knight: Jedi Academy?

Jake: No, my mom bought me a crApple. It doesn't support any games!

Bob: That's teh sux0rz!

by Froggyliciousness February 8, 2004

capplication

An extreme, passionate love between two insanely different individuals. It is a constant rollar coaster with many ups and downs; it has it's extremely high points and extremely low points, there is no area in between. The two individuals can't stand each other, but they have one very important thing in common, they're CRAZY about each other. One cannot live without the other. Each will try to go their own way but still find themselves knocking on the other's door. In short, it is two people who are destined to be together by virtue of their extremities, and have absolutely NO choice in the matter.

Ally and Noah from the Notebook are definitely a capplication!

by mountain123 March 17, 2010

Capper

In fansubbing, a person who captures audio and video directly from a television broadcast and saves it to their computer to later be downloaded by a fansubbing group. Most cappers are located in Japan, since they have easier access to anime broadcasts there.

We need a new capper to replace our old one or our fansubbing group will have no video to sub.

by Mr. Calculator July 29, 2009

Capalert

A good place to find a bunch of christian fundamentalist/right-wing retards for fun and profit. Rumour says they also do film reviews. (and funny ones!)

Capalert craap-alert!

by Zhou Fang August 17, 2003

Capeless

To be without a cape.
(in superhero and supervillan cases)

I am too a superhero.
But thomas stole my cape, leaving me truely capeless.

by lishajohannah July 19, 2007

Crapplegasm

When an Apple fan gets so excited about their Apple product that they have a slight orgasm in their Rose Gold iPants.

Steve: "Dude, did you see that awesome new iPhone 27?"
Adam: "Oh man, I just had a Crapplegasm"

by MattMatters February 7, 2017