The Cock Calendar

The calendar for people who can't survive No Nut November

Jump Bones January
Four Finger February
Masturbation March

Anal April

Mating May

Jack off June
Juicy July

Asshole August
Sex September
Oral October
Nut November
Dick December

"Liah it's No Nut November :("
"Not according to The Cock Calendar it isn't ;))"
"Cock calendar?"
"A glorious calendar made by @bri_loves_badgers and @_stonecoldcrazy_ on instagram"

by ClinkClinkBitch November 2, 2019

Callen

Callen can either be a first name or a surname. A Callen is a smart, hardworking man who is very loyal to his current girlfriend/wife and will always make sure she's okay. Callen often has trouble understanding who he is, who his family is, but always knows where his loyalties lie. He sees the glass as half-empty but knows the right time to crack a joke.

Girl: "My boyfriend Callen just got a promotion at his job! I'm really proud of him."

by S.G.M July 24, 2016

Caelen

A caelen is a strong and ferocious viking, expert dirty origami folder, 4 star open flame chef. synonymous with sex panther.

"Did you cook this steak over a bonfire? you are such a caelen."

"All the women love him, he is such a caelen."

by BearBearBearBear February 4, 2010

Calen

often used as a boy name but calen's that are girls are louder than life. Always giving out advice. They are the sweetest people you will ever meet and incredibly attractive. Calen is very emotional but always knows how to be strong when she needs to be

I'll ask Calen what to do!

by kloslexi September 6, 2017

Carlen

A tall dark and handsome sexy stud of a man with a nice bum & nice lips. Is very blessed in the area of having a huge "ego". Carlen is a lover not a fighter. He is often out of sight and loves to bite when the time is right. Also a very caring and loving man. Also known as a charmer.

"Look at that guy down the hall! He is such a Carlen. That's whats on the platter tonight."

by BUMblebe. January 24, 2010

Christian Calendar

The way in which some Christian churches envision and celebrate the 365/366 day year. Sunday begins the week, every week. Emphasis is given to Christian holy days rather than secular holidays

The Christian Calendar begins with the first Sunday in Advent (the four weeks before Christmas) and moves through Christmas, Epiphany, Ordinary Time, Lent (the 40 days, other than Sundays, before Easter), Easter, and Ordinary Time. Other special days within the Christian Calendar celebrate and draw attention to specific events in the life of Jesus Christ and/or the Church over the millenia. These include: Baptism of the Lord, Transfiguration of the Lord, Ash Wednesday, Palm Sunday, Maundy Thursday, Good Friday/Holy Friday, Ascension of the Lord, Day of Pentecost, Trinity Sunday, All Saints' Day, and Christ the King.

On the Christian Calendar Easter is a season instead of just one day.

by scubarev May 2, 2006

Plantation calendar

The Calendar was created for a new more Heavener American Kingdom on earth. Used exclusively on the "Oklahoma Blackberry Plantation." The year 1999 was flipped to create 1666. This secret calendar was synchronized and moved forward from that year. In the peaceful Heavener Plantation zone, it is the year 1688, while on this lawless earth it is 2022. In eleven years it will be 2033 on earth, while in the Plantation zone will mark the turn of another century at 1699. Another chosen one will show up in that year.

The creation of the top-secret Plantation calendar in 1999 was not declassified until 2017.

by Spiritual-Master March 19, 2022