Carlen

A girl who is amazing and helpful, there are not many of these so if you see one tell her how much she means to you. She is also very beautiful.

Wow! Carlen is looking amazing today!

by GottaLoveMax October 5, 2016

Carlen

A tall dark and handsome sexy stud of a man with a nice bum & nice lips. Is very blessed in the area of having a huge "ego". Carlen is a lover not a fighter. He is often out of sight and loves to bite when the time is right. Also a very caring and loving man. Also known as a charmer.

"Look at that guy down the hall! He is such a Carlen. That's whats on the platter tonight."

by BUMblebe. January 24, 2010

The Calendar Option

A technique of temporarily “saving face” with colleagues, bosses, customers, and auditors by changing every calendar and clock in a particular workplace in an effort to cover up a missed deadline. “The Calendar Option” is the “Nuclear Option” of work place fault misdirection. “The Calendar Option” should only be used when the monumental task of changing dozens of calendars, clocks, and watches pales in comparison to actually completing ones assigned task on time. Hacking of local computer and cellular networks is usually preferred, as these sources represent the primary ways of determining dates and times. “The Calendar Option” will buy you enough time to prepare a resume, write a cover page, and apply for other jobs in the timespan prior to your superiors realizing you’ve elegantly gamed them to death. Worried about future employment? Don’t! One who can successfully employ “The Calendar Option” is often far under-employed anyway. This fact is clearly demonstrated as the time, energy, intelligence and sheer skill required to pull off the maneuver could be accomplished by no less than an American, tier 1, Special Forces operator who is also a Ninja.

Are you late? Can’t blame a colleague? Can’t blame your computer? Can’t blame the weather? Don’t even bother! Just employ “The Calendar Option” and you won’t need to blame a thing because the calendar and clocks say “you’re not late!”

late nuclear option option ninja bad employee blame

by Darren Besert January 21, 2016

calentada

A prison term that’s you’re going to get jumped by your raza for not following the rules

That’s fool is going to get a calentada if he keeps fucking up

by Wickedspic December 9, 2018

carleah

carleah is a very bright girl but stupid at times. She can come off rude but once you get to know her, she will be your best friend. Carleah is very dedicated to her work, school, and family. She does not take any crap from anyone, she speaks her mind. Carleah is very loyal and once she finds her person she in it for real there is no going back.

Carleah is my best friend

by secrectly January 29, 2020

calendula

the flower of a heart break

1970/2020

"Why I'm probably the best in town to help you with that, young lad. What are you growing?" “Calendulas.”

by shell bay April 21, 2021

Carena

An extremley good looking , attractive female , usually had mesmerizing eyes and a great sense of humor . Carenas are known for their beauty and charm , as well as their ability to move their hips . Carenas are all around great people inside and out , and are very easy to fall in love with. Carenas are very fun-loving and sexy.

Guy 1: See that fine looking girl over there? Yeah she must be a Carena ;)
Guy 2: Oh yeah , Carena all the way

by TheLexRocket May 29, 2012