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A tall dark and handsome sexy stud of a man with a nice bum & nice lips. Is very blessed in the area of having a huge "ego". Carlen is a lover not a fighter. He is often out of sight and loves to bite when the time is right. Also a very caring and loving man. Also known as a charmer.
"Look at that guy down the hall! He is such a Carlen. That's whats on the platter tonight."
Carlen by BUMblebe. January 24, 2010

The Calendar Option 

A technique of temporarily “saving face” with colleagues, bosses, customers, and auditors by changing every calendar and clock in a particular workplace in an effort to cover up a missed deadline. “The Calendar Option” is the “Nuclear Option” of work place fault misdirection. “The Calendar Option” should only be used when the monumental task of changing dozens of calendars, clocks, and watches pales in comparison to actually completing ones assigned task on time. Hacking of local computer and cellular networks is usually preferred, as these sources represent the primary ways of determining dates and times. “The Calendar Option” will buy you enough time to prepare a resume, write a cover page, and apply for other jobs in the timespan prior to your superiors realizing you’ve elegantly gamed them to death. Worried about future employment? Don’t! One who can successfully employ “The Calendar Option” is often far under-employed anyway. This fact is clearly demonstrated as the time, energy, intelligence and sheer skill required to pull off the maneuver could be accomplished by no less than an American, tier 1, Special Forces operator who is also a Ninja.
Are you late? Can’t blame a colleague? Can’t blame your computer? Can’t blame the weather? Don’t even bother! Just employ “The Calendar Option” and you won’t need to blame a thing because the calendar and clocks say “you’re not late!”

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calentada 

A prison term that’s you’re going to get jumped by your raza for not following the rules
That’s fool is going to get a calentada if he keeps fucking up
calentada by Wickedspic December 9, 2018
carleah is a very bright girl but stupid at times. She can come off rude but once you get to know her, she will be your best friend. Carleah is very dedicated to her work, school, and family. She does not take any crap from anyone, she speaks her mind. Carleah is very loyal and once she finds her person she in it for real there is no going back.
Carleah is my best friend
carleah by secrectly January 29, 2020

calendula 

the flower of a heart break

1970/2020
"Why I'm probably the best in town to help you with that, young lad. What are you growing?" “Calendulas.”
calendula by shell bay April 21, 2021
An extremley good looking , attractive female , usually had mesmerizing eyes and a great sense of humor . Carenas are known for their beauty and charm , as well as their ability to move their hips . Carenas are all around great people inside and out , and are very easy to fall in love with. Carenas are very fun-loving and sexy.
Guy 1: See that fine looking girl over there? Yeah she must be a Carena ;)
Guy 2: Oh yeah , Carena all the way
Carena by TheLexRocket May 29, 2012
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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