Cakemama

n. A Karen who thinks she is so high and mighty she can bully anyone, even her child’s teachers, because she disagrees with their opinion and that makes her butthurt.

Sally got taught about racism in school. Her bigoted Cakemama mother didn’t like it and tried doxxing her teacher .

What a bitch.

by JoJakHare October 4, 2020

Jack Cake

A delicacy made up of smegma and cake batter, often served along with Goldman Pie.

I had a the greatest Jack Cake at that new bakery down the block, I got a free eclair too!

by ZasterBlaster58 March 22, 2019

powdered my cakes

When a guy cums on your ass

Powdered my cakes - ryan Totally powdered my cakes

by Sex master 2000 March 12, 2018

the cake is a lie

Roughly translates to "your promised reward is merely a fictitious motivator". Popularized by the game "Portal" (found on Half-Life 2's "Orange Box" game release for PC, X-Box 360, and PS3). During the game, an electronic voice encourages you to solve intricate puzzles using cake as a motivating perk. When you have "broken out" of the game's initial testing phase (from threat of death), you find scrawls on walls of the innards of the testing center warning you that "the cake is a lie".

Employee #1: Yo, Dave, manager says we will probably get a promotion if we meet the sales expectations for this quarter.

Employee #2: Yeah, so, don't get your hopes up on that one, Ed. The cake is a lie.

Employee #1: Really, aw crap.

by Mike Grant October 30, 2007

manitoba sauce cake

Canadian Pizza

From Brooklyn Nine Nine:
Does Canada even have pizza? Vivian indignantly replies that it does: "It's puffy! And it's sweet! It's called Manitoba sauce cake!"

by GenXos August 17, 2016

Cakeless

In the popular video game Minecraft, food (such as cake) can heal your character.

Going "cakeless" is the act of ignoring the cake, and any potential health that it can give you, so you can be a badass instead.

The act of going "cakeless" was developed and popularized by Ray (Brownman) from Achievement Hunter, a popular YouTube Channel.

Person 1: Hey! Why didn't you eat that cake, you would have gained extra health!!

Person 2: Nah, I'm going cakeless

by Azniac September 25, 2012

kakka carrot cake

A real super sand legend.

Parody of Goku (Kakarot) in OneyNG's version of DBZ, Dragonzball P.

Kakka Carrot Cake: I'm Kakka Carrot Cake!!

Freezy Pop: ....

Kakka Carrot Cake: I am real super sand!

Freezy Pop: BAH!! Super pooper scoopers are just legend!!

Kakka Carrot Cake: You'll see Freezy Pop, I'm stronger than an ant, if an ant was.... THIS BIG!!

by bored9999 December 3, 2013