A colloquial expression used to describe any situation that is unsavory, unsatisfactory or in very poor condition.
I haven't had sex in months. I'm sort of dry and crusty.
I didn't wipe my ass very well. It's stating to get dry and crusty.
Have you met our new boss? Yes he's pretty dry and crusty.
Stan's mother could never figure out why his tube socks were always so dry and crusty until her friend explained it to her.
I didn't wipe my ass very well. It's stating to get dry and crusty.
Have you met our new boss? Yes he's pretty dry and crusty.
Stan's mother could never figure out why his tube socks were always so dry and crusty until her friend explained it to her.
by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2016
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what do you expect? cocomelon doesn't teach you manners
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Crusty Jugglers are members of the traveling community in Ireland and the UK, often known as gypsies, pikeys, tinkers and itinerants.
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a female who is generally well-rounded in all aspects of her personality.
A Cristy is especially helpful with advice to other friends. She is a very caring and respectable person. She shines with beauty inside and out. Nothing bad can be said about one. However, they will get really pissed off when they are used by their friends. They also don't like it when their friends are influenced by others not to think for themselves. When this happens, they usually let this person deal with the problems he/she has created on his/her own. However, if their friend changes for the worst and does not look to fix the friendship that he/she has ruined (sometimes due to devoted attention to the opposite sex), she will generally move on to someone who cares about the friendship.
Cherish your frienship with a Cristy, for she will be one of the best friends you will ever have.
a female who is generally well-rounded in all aspects of her personality.
A Cristy is especially helpful with advice to other friends. She is a very caring and respectable person. She shines with beauty inside and out. Nothing bad can be said about one. However, they will get really pissed off when they are used by their friends. They also don't like it when their friends are influenced by others not to think for themselves. When this happens, they usually let this person deal with the problems he/she has created on his/her own. However, if their friend changes for the worst and does not look to fix the friendship that he/she has ruined (sometimes due to devoted attention to the opposite sex), she will generally move on to someone who cares about the friendship.
Cherish your frienship with a Cristy, for she will be one of the best friends you will ever have.
by Sabella August 24, 2006
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Get the Crusty Jib mug.When someone is passed out at a party and you jizz onto one or both of their eyebrows. The jizz is dry and hardened when they awaken.
Trisha passed out at byrds last night and i blew on her eyebrows man. When she woke up she was pissed, looked like she had two crusty caterpillars on her forehead.
by jertel February 15, 2015
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