COUGH DROP GUMMY BEAR apple 

When you are over-stimulating and just need one of these before you turn into an........ Apple.

I NEED A COUGH DROP GUMMY BEAR apple uh oh he turned into an apple i´m to late.

COUGH DROP GUMMY BEAR apple by Sohoowusyourday>good February 3, 2022

Cough of Champions 

When you cough so hard from a toke that you vomit.

Stoner 1: "Wow, dude, Jim really hit hard on that thing. He's coughing like crazy."
Stoner 2: "Yeah, and that cough just became the cough of champions. He just puked all over my carpet."

Cough of Champions by ascarpelli January 16, 2012

*cough* metallica *cough*

This is usually used when you or someone that is with you enters a discussion which involves bands that have sold out or are now shit and someone "discretely" names Metallica with this 'so awesome no-one-will-ever-find-out-what-I-just-said' term. And you NEVER use it just for another way to (maybe discretely) say Metallica because this term is in a way an insult to this previously-good-but-now-shithouse band. Also in some places you could be beaten and raped by people within a 15-metre radius in some places for doing this, but since it's not allowed it's better to get beaten and raped by people within 15 metres than raped by people within your city/town limits.

Person 1: Hey did you go see In Flames back in 2002?
Person 2: Yeah but I was expecting them to play some stuff off Clayman but they started playing some teasers for Reroute to Remain which I hated.
Person 1: God that sucks.
Person 2: Yeah I know. They're fags.
Person 1: Sell outs need to be killed.
Person 2: *cough* Metallica *cough*

Metallica newbie goes up to another person
Metallica newbie: Hey, do you know who made that Kill Em All album
Overall newbie: *cough* Metallica *cough*
Metallica newb: I'm not stupid you know
Newb: Oh shit
*Metallica newb rapes the newb*

*cough* metallica *cough* by *cough*you live in a box*cough February 28, 2009

cough/cool 

bad ass song written by the Misfits in the late 70's, early 80's. No guitars in the song, only a muffed keyboard song played by Glenn Danig.

Cough/Cool is an evil song, and it doesn't even have guitars!

cough/cool by mp February 3, 2005

Cough-a-Tootie

The act of uncontrollably farting as the result of a cough.

Haley: Was that a cough-a-tootie?

Ethan: Yeah, I forgot to hold my butt cheeks together when I coughed.

Cough-a-Tootie by newwordsforfun315 December 21, 2011

cough gas 

What causes you to cough when you inhale while drinking strong Ginger Ale or eating strong Buffalo Wings.

Person 1: Jeez! These wings are HOT! I can't even get them in my mouth without coughing.
Person 2: It must be the cough gas

cough gas by Canada Dry May 5, 2004

Cough-dropping 

Verb

(while in a crowded restroom) the act of coughing hysterically while dropping a turd in an attempt to mask any embarassing sounds.

Helen: What took you so long? The movie starts in 2 minutes.

Bobby: I'm sorry babe, I was having a little trouble wrapping it up.

Helen: Oh, you were constipated?

Bobby: Nope, I was cough-dropping.

Cough-dropping by TheCaseMan May 5, 2010