(Noun.) refers to a female (usually overweight) who strategically and exclusively posts close-up pictures of themselves on to social networking and dating websites as to leave the viewer to draw his own ill-informed conclusions.
Brad: So man, are you going to take that chick out who's been writing on your facebook wall?
DJ: Doubtful, that could be risky--she is definately a neck-upper.
DJ: Doubtful, that could be risky--she is definately a neck-upper.
by TheCaseMan May 08, 2010
Verb
(while in a crowded restroom) the act of coughing hysterically while dropping a turd in an attempt to mask any embarassing sounds.
(while in a crowded restroom) the act of coughing hysterically while dropping a turd in an attempt to mask any embarassing sounds.
Helen: What took you so long? The movie starts in 2 minutes.
Bobby: I'm sorry babe, I was having a little trouble wrapping it up.
Helen: Oh, you were constipated?
Bobby: Nope, I was cough-dropping.
Bobby: I'm sorry babe, I was having a little trouble wrapping it up.
Helen: Oh, you were constipated?
Bobby: Nope, I was cough-dropping.
by TheCaseMan May 06, 2010