buttcock

A male trannie who tucks and tapes his junk between his buttocks

That trannie was a buttcock he taped his cock between his butt!

by meeow August 4, 2007

Buttclock

the act of putting a grandfather clock in anothers anus and having random people tell you what time it is!

hey I'm bored lets make a buttclock

by mhoward August 23, 2011

Miss buttocks

She’s a plain ass bitch. She’s a bad god damn teacher and she fucks teachers around her class. She keeps her students for long and she don’t know facts

Bob: bruuu we have miss buttocks for maths
Ella: ohh no she a bitch

by Secret persona May 29, 2019

Pre-Buttocks

The unexpected pleasant feeling of warmth upon sitting down somewhere that was recently taken up, or occupied.

Anthea revelled in a pre-buttocks moment when the door to the Ladies finally opened, and she sat down on on a lovely heated toilet seat.

Junior gave up his seat on the subway to an older man, who sat down and thanked him for his lovely pre-buttockx moment.

by Sonny Saint April 22, 2020

buttock humper

Term of abuse for a gay man.

I don't go to that pub anymore - it's getting full of buttock humpers!

by Sandy M. December 15, 2005

Bloody Buttocks

A term used as an exclamation when caught by surprise or also used when one is dumb-founded.

Bloody Buttocks, Watson! Professor Moriarty, has once again eluded us by covering his tracks.

by Joe Nalgas February 5, 2010

buttrock

Term, often used disparagingly, that refers to a type of rock music popular during the 1980s and early 1990s typified by band members (predominantly male) who wore makeup and tight leather or spandex pants, and used gratuitous amounts of hairspray in their overzealous 'dos. Responsible for the "power ballad" and music that promotes depravity and glorifies cheap, meaningless sex.

Winger fan: Dude, Kip Winger is the King of Buttrock.
Motley Crue fan: Go fuck yourself, there is no buttrock without the Crue!
Slayer fan: Your both fucking retarded. Buttrock sucks buffalo cock.

by BigBootyHo July 12, 2007